Badges

NameDropper

Name dropper

Comes into contact with celebrity frequently, and not afraid to show it.

Awards 20 points

SingingSectionOfficers2016

Singing Section Officer Corp 2016

Non-moderators that upvoted more than 2000 posts in 2016

Awards 175 points

MoveableFeast

Moveable feast

You never quite know what you're going to get

Awards 20 points

GrandPosters2016

We'll call it a grand 2016

Produced more than 1000 posts in 2016

Awards 100 points

APostADay2016

A post a day keeps the boredom away 2016

Produced more than 365 posts in 2016

Awards 100 points

Photogenic

Photogenic

Little things like uploading a profile picture make the community a better place. Thanks!

Awards 20 points

PadawanBadge

Padawan

Had 10 or more posts successfully marked as an answer

Awards 10 points

SpreadTheWorld

Spread the word

Has posted more than 100 times. Contributor.

Awards 50 points

KelvinsRightGrumblers2016

Misery loves company 2016

100+ downvotes in 2016.

Awards 175 points

Summer2015

Summer 2015/16 signing

Transferred to Sotonians during the 2015/16 summer transfer window.

Awards 50 points

NotTheMessiah

He's not the messiah!

He's a very naughty boy!

FowllyD

Fowlly to the mofoing D

He's not Welsh. Think more Rebel MC (not that one) and you'll pronounce 'Fowlly D(ee)'

Awards 20 points

FallenComrade2016

Fallen comrade 2016

The most missed casualty on the Sotonians battlefield

Awards 100 points

ShittiestBallsack2016

Shittiest ballsack of 2016

If you can stand the smell of him, fine democratic principles

Awards 100 points

SotoniansSaved

Last night, Sotonians saved my life

Back on Internet forums thanks to Sotonians!

Awards 20 points

BeefFirstSight

Beef At First Sight

Involved in the first Sotonians beef. Basically Tokes or Lou.

Awards 20 points

FreeAgent2016

Free Agent 2016

Joined between the 2016 winter and summer transfer windows

Awards 50 points

YoungPoster2015

Young Poster of 2015

Young poster of 2015. Young is still relative around here.

Awards 100 points

SeeYouNextTuesday2016

See you next Tuesday

Biggest cunt of 2016, as voted by peers.

Awards 100 points

YoungContender2015

Contender for Young Poster of 2015/16

'Young' is 30 around here. Who ate all the years? Who ate all the years? We old bastards. We old bastards. We ate all the years

Awards 20 points

BestGuest2016

Best guest 2016

Our most favourite person to have spent time in Paptanamo Bay

Awards 100 points

BlogtimusPrime

Blogtimus Prime

Our first recognised football blogger. Redslo.

Awards 20 points

SotoniansYearOne

Year One

Started having fun before Sotonians turned one

Awards 100 points

ShyTory

Shy Tory

He'll never admit to voting Tory, but he will

Awards 20 points

GaylyAbandoned

Frolicsome

Playful, vivacious, gamesome too. Changed his username for charity.

Awards 20 points

OffOurArses

We got off our arses.

Participant in the Sotonians 5-a-side games

Awards 50 points

Spiros2016

Spiros Zorba Panathageorgiados, 2016

I wonder how much that's worth in Scrabble.

Awards 100 points

Butler

You rang, mi'lord?

saintbletch. The butler around these parts.

Awards 20 points

TwistedThreadStarted2015

Twisted thread starter 2015

In terms of posts, and upvotes per post, started the thread of 2015

Awards 100 points

HappyClapperKing2016

Top upvoter of 2016

Upvoted more posts in 2016 than anyone else, giving over 15k points to other members

Awards 250 points

BiggestMeltdown2016

Biggest meltdown of 2016

Went nuclear that year

Awards 100 points

DidILapYou

Did I just lap you?

The writing genius that is Rallyboy. We try to keep up.

Awards 20 points

Protosotonian

Protosotonians

Spent time establishing the core of Sotonians without even knowing it.

Awards 100 points

HotSchitt

The Schitt Hit The Fans

Whether he's in the know or knows Jack Schitt, delivered welcome tidings and a lot of people to Sotonians.

Awards 250 points

RushToJudgement2016

Rush to judgement, 2016

Will beat you to death with your own sandals over something you never even said.

Awards 100 points

ShuffleMalfunction2016

Shuffle Malfunction, 2016

If you liked that, you definitely won't understand why I linked this next musical track

Awards 100 points

CrowdPleaser2016

A hundred times. In letters ten feet high

Master campaigner. We like doers, Brian.

Awards 100 points

SniperSquad2016

Sniper Squad - 2016

Got at least one upvote per post, averaged out over 2016

Awards 100 points

JanuaryTransferWindow2016

Winter Window 2016 signing

Joined Sotonians during the 2016 January Transfer Window.

Awards 50 points

SniperElite2016

Sniper Elite - 2016

Got an astonishing two upvotes per post, averaged out over 2016

Awards 200 points

PosterVoteUp

First Vote Up Received

This badge is awarded to users after they receive their first vote up from another user

Awards 2 points

BroFromTheHood

Bro From The Hood

pap's funnier, baby bro from the barrios. Recovering from Britney issues.

Awards 20 points

PointSniper2015

Point Sniper 2015

Didn't take many shots. They all landed. Top points per post in 2015.

Awards 100 points

SmashyNicey2016

Smashy and nicey 2016

The most giving Sotonian. Does a lot of charity.

Awards 100 points

SingingSectionInfantry2016

Singing Section Infantry Corp 2016

Non-moderators that upvoted more than 1000 posts in 2016

Awards 100 points

SkynetBadge

Father of Skynet

Or at least, the automatic news feed. Who knows where it will lead?

Awards 20 points

NeverMetHimYourHonour

Survivor from the wastes

Joined SaintsWeb after the papocalypse. Came to Sotonians after witnessing the devastation.

Awards 20 points

SecondLegion

Second Legion

One the next 100 to join Sotonians.

Awards 100 points

TwiggyBadge

Beer garden monster

Gets drunk in beer gardens. Not ashamed to admit it.

Awards 20 points

MemberForAYear

First Anniversary

This badge is awarded to a user after their first year anniversary

Awards 2 points

AlwaysDownThePub

Always down the pub

A very regular attendee at Sotonians drinking clubs

Awards 20 points

WeeWayWithWords

Wee way with words.

Will do ye in a sentence, pal!

Awards 20 points

FunnyGuy

You're a funny guy

Celebrating the genius and legally actionable work of the Bear.

Awards 100 points

ValarMorghulis

Valar Morghulis

All things must die. Has shameful ideas about the end of GoT S5.

Awards 20 points

TheGrouch

The Grouch

This badge is awarded to users who have voted down other users posts 10 or more times

ItsAllGood2016

It's all good 2016

Voted in 2016. Never downvoted in 2016

Awards 100 points

SpreadTheLove

Spread the love

Has up-voted other posts more than 100 times. Loves this place.

Awards 50 points

LoneWolfBadge

Lone wolf

Circles the periphery of Sotonians society. May attack.

Awards 20 points

DoubleSilver2016

Double silver, 2016

Won two silver medals in the Sotonians 2016 awards

Awards 100 points

SilverMedaller2016

Silver medaller 2016

Came a worthy second in a 2016 contest. Puts others first.

Awards 50 points

DontQuoteMe2016

Don't Quote Me 2016

I'll do it myself, yeah?

Awards 100 points

Sideways

Sideways

Moved here from somewhere else. Big fan of wine.

Awards 20 points

TechnicalHundred

Your technical one hundred

The holder of the 100th user account.

Awards 20 points

TrousersOG

Trousers O.G.

The original and best, yo. Accept no muthafuckin' substitutes.

Awards 20 points

Godzooky2015

Godzooky 2015

Tried to lay Sotonians to waste in 2015 with forum villainy. Failed.

Awards 100 points

DigForStMarys

Digging for St. Marys

Lives on other side of the world. Tunnel's coming along nicely, mate.

Awards 20 points

The76Club2016

The 76 Club - 2016

Produced more than 76 posts in 2016

Awards 76 points

QuadrupleSilver2016

Four we are silver medallists, 2016

Won four silver medals in the Sotonians 2016 awards

Awards 200 points

PapSmackdown2016

Pap Smackdown, 2016

The originators of the most vicious pap put down in a single post.

Awards 100 points

NightCrawler2015

Night crawler 2015

Up in the wee small hours. The reason we pay for the whole 24 hours.

Awards 100 points

SnidiestSnide2016

Snidiest snide, 2016

Lot of innuendo coming from these sandal wearers.

Awards 100 points

MrIrrelevantLinkBadge

Mr Irrelevant, 2016

Posts irrelevant links. Gives not a fuck.

Awards 100 points

Heartbeats2016

Heartbeats 2016

Posted over 2000 times in 2016.

Awards 175 points

TripleSilver2016

Triple Silver medallists, 2016

Won three silver medals in the Sotonians 2016 awards

Awards 150 points

GoingDown

Why do no trains come here?

Spends time living in a town where trains do not visit and people do not say 'the'.

Awards 20 points

MicturatorExtractor2016

Micturator Extractor 2016

Sotonians top piss-taker of 2016

Awards 100 points

BobMorton2016

The Bob Morton Biggest Mistake Award, 2016

I had to kill Bob Morton because he made a mistake. Now it's time to erase that mistake.

Awards 100 points

OldSotonian

Old Sotonians

Member of the first Sotonians.com gig; we emailed each other like it was 1999. It was.

Awards 20 points

DoubleOhBellend2016

Double O Bellend, 2016

Licenced to kill your thread with his nonsense

Awards 100 points

TheFlaredMan2016

The Flared Man, 2016

Taking us back to the 70s, a time when men had cool music and full licence to slap women's arses.

Awards 100 points

ReleaseTheKraken

Release The Kraken

It's been cooped up too long. Needs a bit of a paddle.

Awards 20 points

MortarBoarder

I'm leaving forever (again)

Leaves in protest forever. Multiple times.

Awards 20 points

BeaverState

Permanent beaver state

Lives in Oregon, US. The beaver state. What on earth were you thinking?

Awards 20 points

OneThousandPoints

Thousand Pointer

This badge is awarded to users who have received 1000 points

Awards 10 points

DimensionHopper2015

Dimension hopper 2015

Travels between realities. Speaks of incredible places populated by trolls.

Awards 100 points

PoetLaureate2015

Poet Laureate 2015

Awarded to the bestest writer and wielder of correct grammars

Awards 10 points

EmiratesInjury2016

Treated at the Emirates, 2016

Picks up injuries at the rate they accrue them at Arsenal. No one cares.

Awards 100 points

AndWhyNot

And why not?

Likes his films. And why not?

Awards 20 points

NonMustard

Not cutting the mustard

bTripz. He's not a wrestler like Triple-H or the rapper that the moniker would suggest. Not quite cutting it

Awards 20 points

HeartbeatKing2016

Heart beat king 2016

Apart from pap, posted more times than anyone else in 2016.

Awards 250 points

FinallyCracked

Finally cracked

Egg-celent poster from over forum seas currying favour here.

Awards 20 points

WantsItTooMuch

Wants it too much

Moaned about the 2015 awards. We'd love it, love it, if he got a slightly embarrassing badge for his efforts.

Awards 100 points

FootballGuru2016

Football Guru, 2016

The man with the footballing eye.

Awards 100 points

TheUpgrade

The Upgrade

pap's funnier, more qualified and taller brother. Termed 'The Upgrade' by pap's closest friends.

Awards 20 points

WeBuiltThisCity2015

We built this city 2015

Posted in Sotonians in 2015. Part of the rich tapestry.

Awards 100 points

EarlyDoors

Early Doors

Joined Sotonians before a certain point in time.

Awards 50 points

HappyClapper2015

Happy Clapper of 2015

Gave more upvotes to anyone else in 2015.

Awards 100 points

CameToTheParty

I came to the party, pal

Posted during Sotonians birthday week

Awards 100 points

TheBigShowBadge2016

The Big Show, 2016

Made a complete fucking spectacle of themselves in 2016

Awards 100 points

JediMasterBadge

Jedi Master

Had 50 or more posts successfully marked as an answer

Awards 50 points

TempButler

Temporary Site Butler

Standing in for the bletch-meister in times of butlerin' need.

Awards 20 points

FurryBurgerKing2016

Furry Burger King, 2016

Resplendent coat and a mean whopper.

Awards 100 points

BountyHunter

Bounty Hunter

Bagged and tagged a quality poster for the Sotonians massive

Awards 100 points

PostContainsUmbraco

Umbraco Fan

This badge is awarded to a user who mentions Umbraco in their latest post

Awards 1 points

FirstHundred

Founding Centurion

One the first 100 to join Sotonians and visit their profile page

Awards 100 points

TheMediator

The Mediator

No one strives more for Sotonians harmony.

Awards 100 points

BestPoster2015

Best poster of 2015

All things carefully considered, Sotonians' best poster in 2015.

Awards 100 points

FreeAgent2015

Free Agent 2015

Joined between the 2015/16 summer and winter transfer windows

Awards 50 points

Analytwist

The Analytwist

We queried the username. It's not as dirty as you think.

Awards 20 points

ActualHundred

Your actual one hundred

The 100th real user account to sign up.

Awards 20 points

UnpopularOpinion

Unpopular opinion 2015

Crafted the most disliked post of Sotonians in 2015

Awards 100 points

LawyerBadge

Have we got a trapdoor?

Question asked whenever this poster does Karaoke

Awards 20 points

ChartTopper2016

Chart Topper 2016

Amassed the most points in 2016. King Sotonian

Awards 250 points

TheGentleman

The gentleman

Treats people with the respect due to fellow Sotonians. Halo-wearer.

Awards 20 points

TheIceberg

The Iceberg

You think you're seeing more of it at Sotonians. But it's just the tip. Just the tip!

Awards 20 points

Banchez

Comedy ended in 1990

Barry Sanchez. Has no memory of TV after 1990.

Awards 20 points

YoungSniper2015

Young Sniper 2015

Hitting points-per-post targets from a pushchair on the nearest grassy knoll.

Awards 100 points

WorstDressedMess2016

Worst dressed mess, 2016

Pretty much the opposite of a sharp dressed man

Awards 100 points

PosterMarkAsSolution

Post Selected As Answer

This badge is awarded to the poster of a post marked as the topic answer - The first time they author an answer

Awards 2 points

ExTrader

Not that kind of ex

For the final time, I don't have any slightly soiled former partners for sale!

Awards 20 points

HardKnockLife2016

Hard knock life, 2016

Hard done by. Wah wah wah. Etc

Awards 100 points

KingGrouch2016

King Grouch 2016

2016's top downvoter. It was understandable.

Awards 250 points

UserVoteUp

You've Given Your First Vote Up

This badge is awarded to users after they make their first vote up

Awards 2 points

SixOfTheSecondBest2016

Six of the second best 2016

2016's most prolific silver medaller. That's six Roger Blacks!

Awards 300 points

DareNotSpeak2015

The love that dare not speak its name 2015

These people love each other. We've noticed

Awards 100 points

CrossedThatBridge

Crossed that bridge

It wasn't too far, after all.

Awards 20 points

Maestro2016

The Maestro, 2016

People like his musical tastes. A lot.

Awards 100 points

PrimeBeef2015

Prime Beef 2015

They said we'd always get on. These posters definitely didn't

Awards 100 points

SelfConfessedOldGit

Self Confessed Old Git

We ain't telling you nothing you didn't already know!

Awards 20 points

ShitShoesOn2016

You've got shit shoes on, 2016

You shitty leather-sole shoed bastard

Awards 100 points

PostmansDream

Postman's dream

The postie has a decent chance of delivering a parcel to this poster. Geographically specific

Awards 20 points

WallOfSound

Wall of sound

Known for a wide knowledge of music

Awards 20 points

Godzilla2015

Godzilla 2015

Sotonians most dangerous poster of 2015. No-one is safe

Awards 100 points

Lightweight2016

Lightweight 2016

Please don't tell me you've left an open can of shandy in that room. He'll faint if he sniffs it.

Awards 100 points

FavouriteModerator2016

Favourite Moderator 2017

(that rhymes with wretch)

Awards 100 points

MiseryLovesCompany2016

Misery loves company 2016

50+ downvotes in 2016. It was understandable.

Awards 100 points

FlightyNomad

Flighty nomad

Not geographically arsed. Moves about.

Awards 20 points

CommittedExile

Committed Exile

A long way from home in an interesting spot

Awards 20 points

LostBoy

Lost Boy

How could a billion Chinese people be wrong, Michael? (fan of the Lost Boys)

Awards 20 points

MrLoverLover

Mr Lover Lover

Bombastically upvoted 1000 times. Lover, possibly a fighter

Awards 100 points

AuthorMarkAsSolution

Your Question Solved

This badge is awarded to topic authors the first time they have a post marked as the answer

Awards 2 points

ThreadULike

Thread U Like

Spudders. Creates threads that end up with quality filling.

Awards 20 points

MiseryLovesDemocracy2015

Misery loves democracy 2015

Gave more downvotes to anyone else in 2015 than anyone else

Awards 100 points