Biggest peodo
Award for not being able to post links properly
One for the PM crew…(a) biggest dickpic sent (b) best quality photo of penis
Pointless Fatsod.
That’s Lou and Lou.
As it is every year.
EDIT - had to edit this to quote Fatsod’s original post otherwise it looked like I thought Lou would win biggest racist and biggest. Peodo (sic).
Award for posting irrelevant links on threads and not giving a fuck
award for suggesting most awards (of the yr)
Shittiest Ballsack of the Year
Poster most akin to an item found on the menu of a popular fast food establishment
The Spinnacker Tower Award for Increasing Visitors to Site
Nancy-boy shirt and jacket combination of the year.
First annual “Pissed as a fart on a half-pint of Barbican” award.
Guest poster of the year.
Poster Most Unknowledgable About Real Beer Although They Like To Think They Aren’t
The Edward Lear Runcible Spoon award for wearing leather-soled Loakes to a game but taking no shit for it whilst others get grief for channelling the GREAT Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen.
Poster Most Proficient In Use of Burger King Chip Fryers (of the year)
Football poster of the year - contributes most frequently and/or most knowledgeably on football related threads.
Most pointless, ill-researched, irrelevant threads
The poster still stubbornly pretending that they didn’t make a massive mistake in June.
Any containing a Bletch post about Brewdog??
The Goldfish Award for the person who still cannot grasp the concept of a musical link.
The Crumbly Shoulders Shield for the player who has suffered an injury as a result of being brushed aside by a small child with rickets.
It comes with a year’s supply of milk and vitamin tablets.