2016 Sotonians' Awards - The Results

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saintbletch posted this 14 January 2017

OK, the votes have been cast and counted, the cunts computed and the cretins calculated. 

Here we go...

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Cobham Saint posted this 14 January 2017

And....?

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Sadoldgit posted this 14 January 2017

Da da daaaaa

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Cobham Saint posted this 14 January 2017 - Last edited 14 January 2017

Bored now

I'm off for a bowl of soup

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saintbletch posted this 14 January 2017

OK. It's official, your favourite moderator on Sotonians (that rhymes with wretch) is bletch!

 

 

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saintbletch posted this 14 January 2017

With 50% of the vote, Barry Sanchez is a statistically significant cunt! 

 

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saintbletch posted this 14 January 2017

Sotonians' favourite thread of the year is Brexit. 

 

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saintbletch posted this 14 January 2017

The late (hopefully not) SaintBristol wins the award for posters that can't quote but don't care.

 

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saintbletch posted this 14 January 2017

Sotonians' favourite poster on all things music is...KRG. 

 

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saintbletch posted this 14 January 2017

OK pop-pickers, he's in with a bullet, sadoldgit wins the award for taking us back to the 70s. 

 

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saintbletch posted this 14 January 2017 - Last edited 14 January 2017

Breaking new ground here as we hand an award to the The Man from The Other Place. Steve Grant is better at web shit than pap.

The people have spoken!

saintbletch posted this 14 January 2017 - Last edited 14 January 2017

OK, in 2016 who put down pap most effectively in a single post? 

Only StickyWhiteDovePiss, that's who...

...but there's been a re-count...

...and Lou has drawn level by a hanging chad.

Another shared award. 

Put your hands together for Sticky Cox.

 

 

pap posted this 14 January 2017

Originally posted by saintbletch

OK, in 2016 who put down pap most effectively in a single post? 

Only StickyWhiteDovePiss, that's who...

 

 

Deserved. I think we might have had nastier flashes, but SWDP takes time to craft his insults.  It's quite impressive.

saintbletch posted this 14 January 2017

Need a link to a Peruvian cinematographer when you're discussing who we should sign in January?

Who you gonna call?

TedMaul (SaintBristol might be able to help too)! 

pap posted this 14 January 2017

Originally posted by saintbletch

Breaking new ground here as we hand an award to the The Man from The Other Place. Steve Grant is better a web shit than pap. The people have spoken!

Unfortunately this means I can no longer give out points scoring badges for these awards.

It would simply be unfair for me to give others points when Steve cannot receive them himself lou_sunnies

saintbletch posted this 14 January 2017

Who's the leading exponent of the upside-down, reverse Dougan?

Who can go to spend a penny and come back with £587.54 smeared on his balls?

It's papster!

 

saintbletch posted this 14 January 2017

Who was responsible for bringing new visitors to our little hamlet?

Jack Schitt

(RIP)

 

pap posted this 14 January 2017

Originally posted by saintbletch

Who's the leading exponent of the upside-down, reverse Dougan?

Who can go to spend a penny and come back with £587.54 smeared on his balls?

It's papster!

 

 This is a total falsehood.  I have a long documented obsession with wet wiping, over on TSW.   Yes I said that out loud.  Again.

saintbletch posted this 14 January 2017

Who can't handle their alcohol? 

Why it's me, of course.

Hilarious.

Just fucking hilarious. 

saintbletch posted this 14 January 2017

Despite now residing in the Ecuadorian embassy (and never actually being officially guested - or was she?) the lovely Lou wins our Guest Poster of the Year Award.

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saintbletch posted this 14 January 2017

Who is the most giving amongst us? Who goes that extra mile to ensure the little kids in the hospital ward have a Christmas too?

It's Goatboy!