2016 Sotonians' Awards - The Results

Originally posted by @Dubai_Phil

Nothing?

Nada?

Stop whinging … you did get a mention in the Unable to use quote function but dont give a fuck vote :cool:

Fuck that I’m gonna spend the next 12 months talking Golf then.

At least somebody cared enough about me to vote for me as a cunt :cool: … was it you?

PS Not been around for a while … so Happy New Year Cuntonians.

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Well that was worth waiting for.

Now you can get back to your other job of preparing that Brexit plan for Mrs May - she needs it tomorrow.

You’re in good company, Eric.

Me, a cunt?

Someone was being ironic, surely?

I mean, that you, Lou and CB Saint got a cunt vote I can understand.

That Shirty is twice the cunt you are, I can also understand.

But saintbletch, a cunt? No way.

Right guys?

Guys?

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Now that Nike (and other) Equipment Manufcaturers have pulled out of making Golf Clubs, players have been free to switch to things they an hit a ball with (rather than things their ex wives hit their car with)

So Rory is using the new Epic Driver this week in the SA Opn and is AVERAGING 314 Yards and hittng 76% of the fairways.

Insane Statistics those.

Plus he now has a Putter in his hands again instead of a bent bit of old Iron Scrap so he is giving Old Stormy a real run for his money.

Great to see David Cannon’s @cannonball pics on Twitter of the Rory Effect and how many kids are attending & watching the lad this weekend.

Looking forward to giving you the full behind the scenes gossip in a couple of weeks

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JP (Rory’s Caddy) now lives on the Palm over here and his local boozer is Barrel 12. He’s joined the Dxb Crew at Barasti and some of our lads were shocked to meet him and hear the Rory Photobomb story from the man himself

Damn fine bloke - invited all the regulars down there to a Corporate Box for the weekend at the DP World in November & has done the same for the upcoming Classic

Shame he supports the scousers really otherwise he’s be an all round good egg

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A word to the wise, and this is the same advice I offered Big Sulking Bob.

Next year you need to nominate a category in which you stand alone as the only real choice.

I’d advised Bob to nominate a “Poster most likely to get zero votes in every other category” award.

Perhaps you could go with a “Poster most likely to talk about endangered, orangey-yellow and black mammals that nobody else gives a fuck about” award?

Wow I never thought of that. Cracking idea.

Now, back at Karaoke nights…

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So that was the Bletch awards where are the Pap awards with the offficial figures?

Lou got a cunt vote because she is the only one there with an actual cunt.

I feel deeply humbled to receive this award. Clearly the years spent sitting in front of a lava lamp, reading Kafka whilst listening to double concept albums on headphones bigger than Dolly Parton’s bra cups were not entirely wasted. :lou_sunglasses:

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I’d just like to say a somewhat belated thank you to all those who cast their votes for me, enabling me to achieve this magnificent unanimous vote in a poll where I was the only choice. You’d think it would be easy, but Bletch’s experience proves otherwise.

Chuffed I didn’t figure in this catagory as it would have cut across my credibity in the “Down With The Kids” musical nomination. A catagory in which I was cruelly beaten by a fuckin’ kid. :lou_angry:

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So what was SWDP’s now legendary Pap put down ? … think it must of been before I came here so I don’t even know the thread

Just as a point of order, you’re not allowed to use nouns in scrabble so this award is a failure from the start!!

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Move on Big Voteless Bob.

Move on.

Well observed, Phil. And indicative of the institutionalised sexism of this site. Even when you think it’s physically impossible for any of the other nominees to win this award, still a man takes home the trophy.

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Stop whining and get the tea on.

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Originally posted by @Goatboy

Stop whining and get the tea on.

:lou_angry:

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:lou_lol:

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