2016 Sotonians' Awards - The Results

Originally posted by @saintbletch

Breaking new ground here as we hand an award to the The Man from The Other Place. Steve Grant is better a web shit than pap. The people have spoken!

Unfortunately this means I can no longer give out points scoring badges for these awards.

It would simply be unfair for me to give others points when Steve cannot receive them himself :lou_sunglasses:

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Who’s the leading exponent of the upside-down, reverse Dougan?

Who can go to spend a penny and come back with £587.54 smeared on his balls?

It’s papster!

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Who was responsible for bringing new visitors to our little hamlet?

Jack Schitt

(RIP)

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This is a total falsehood. I have a long documented obsession with wet wiping, over on TSW. Yes I said that out loud. Again.

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Who can’t handle their alcohol?

Why it’s me, of course.

Hilarious.

Just fucking hilarious.

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Despite now residing in the Ecuadorian embassy (and never actually being officially guested - or was she?) the lovely Lou wins our Guest Poster of the Year Award.

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Who is the most giving amongst us? Who goes that extra mile to ensure the little kids in the hospital ward have a Christmas too?

It’s Goatboy!

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CrackedRib was robbed

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There are some posters who could fuck off and we wouldn’t miss them one bit.

Isn’t that right, Btripz?

But at the other end of the spectrum, there are posters that we lament the passing of.

So who is the anti-Btripz?

Step forward Jack Schitt…

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She may well be the last winner if we implement the alternative. Judging by the biggest cunt vote, Barry may never post again :lou_wink_2:

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Originally posted by @areloa-grandee

Originally posted by @saintbletch

Who is the most giving amongst us? Who goes that extra mile to ensure the little kids in the hospital ward have a Christmas too?

It’s Goatboy!

CrackedRib was robbed

Fuck off, Gay Abandon was really robbed you self centered twat

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Who is just taking the piss?

Who else, but The RaleighBoy…

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Wow, I’m over the moon.

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It’s unanimous.

The Flyd Owl’s services to leather-soled shoes haven’t gone unnoticed.

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It’s all you, you, you, isn’t it Chutters? :lou_smiley:

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This is going on a bit now…

Though it was worth it to see Bletch dressed as Mick Fleetwood.

Nice hat.

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He had to win something, surely?

Bear is to chip fryers what the herpes simplex virus is to a happy marriage…

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I’ve sat through school pantomimes in the last twenty years.

This shit is nothing.

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It’s getting serious.

After all, this IS a football forum - even if we don’t know as much as they do in The Other Place.

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.

Put your hands together for steveintheforest’s one-eye.

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JxgrSaint wins the scrabble score (despite some wag suggesting that StickyWhiteDovePiss should win.

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