As per the headline, a kid was hit by some explosive backsplash as Glastonbury goer (may or may not be KRG) has to go for emergency shit.
The ferocity with which it hit the pavement meant it sprayed a child standing within the area, The Central Somerset Gazette reported:
Prosecutor Christine Hart said that the defendant was allegedly on a zebra crossing followed by a mother and her five year old child. “When he got to the other side he was said to have dropped his trousers and defecated and the child was caught in the backsplash,” she said.