A Striker Needed in January?

OK, with the news that Austin is out for 4 months as he needs surgery on his shoulder it is pretty evident that we need a striker in the January sales.

However Puel seemed to be praising Long and Rodriguez after yesterday’s game, yes J-Rod played the 90 minutes but he is still a shadow of his former self.

Do we gamble on Long finding his scoring boots (as he did last season and saved our season), J-Rod finding his mojo and promoting some yoof or do we go big and buy a striker that can find the back of the net?

Suggestions as to players we could buy please and lets not descend into a Barry “football is shite” fest.

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When I manage Southampton, I like to have 3 first team strikers. If my best one is get injured, I don’t panic like a pussy, I just play my second choice striker. If he is having problem, I play my third choice striker. If he is suspended or whatever or bad form, I give a chance to the Yoof.

Then at end of Season, if I am not happy with how my strikers is done, I sell the worst one and buy an upgrade. That is what I do, and I have won Champions League multiple times srs.

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Originally posted by @BTripz

OK, with the news that Austin is out for 4 months as he needs surgery on his shoulder it is pretty evident that we need a striker in the January sales.

However Puel seemed to be praising Long and Rodriguez after yesterday’s game, yes J-Rod played the 90 minutes but he is still a shadow of his former self.

Do we gamble on Long finding his scoring boots (as he did last season and saved our season), J-Rod finding his mojo and promoting some yoof or do we go big and buy a striker that can find the back of the net?

Suggestions as to players we could buy please and lets not descend into a Barry “football is shite” fest.

What I’d like to see is a striker who, when left one-on-one with a defender, might actually have the ability to (shock horror), run past him.

Sturridge sounds like a good option on paper, but I do worry that he’d stroll in with a bit of a billy-big-bollocks attitude. He seems to be one of those players who’s bought into the idea that the less effort you put in, the cooler you are. I could be wrong though, and he’d make a welcome change from Shane ‘Try Hard’ Long (or perhaps get the best out of him, who knows?).

Still miffed we didn’t go for Benteke in the summer.

Daniel Sturridge

Sturridge is a sick note tart.

Don’t want him anywhere near us.

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If we went for Sturridge we need it written into his contract that he develops a better goal celebration than that embarrassing Dad-dance. Otherwise fuck off!

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Sturridge is going nowhere in January. I dont think we will go for anyone. Les will keep the billionaries wallet in his pocket

Hope im wrong but with Simms, Jrod, long, boufal, tadic and Redmond plus being out of Europe, Puel does not have any bargining power with the club in mid table. His only target now is to get back in Europe next year and make do with what you have

Its obvious to me we need more goal scorers but I am just a bitter customer

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If I could pick I would take another trip to Celtic and bring back Dembelle

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Dudes… just call me a fucking genius because I reckon Ican get us 4 that can actually kick a ball and despite these being rare now, especially without injury, dont think it willcost more than £100 and wages will be zero!!!

The ever so slightly camp armposition also meansthey are bang on trend as we look to welcome openly gay payers to St Mary’s

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When I am manager of Saints, Everton always get relegated. I take this opportunity to bring in Lukaku and James McCarthy. I think Puel should do this, if he doesn’t Les should sack him and bring me in. On my manifesto I promise to bring in at least one of Lukaku or McCarthy plus relegate Everton.

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never delete tokyos i was busy trying to upvote all of them u have cost urself +upvotes

I didn’t bear. Must have been the man.

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i am so angar with faggots like BTripz cos they don’t give Jrod + Shlong a chance! Get behind giving Jrod + Shlong a Chance ffs. If you give Jrod + Shlong a Chance, they might miss it at first, and prob a few times after that, but eventually they will Surprise you! I have put £200 on Jrod + Shlong golden boot.

I had Austin in my fant football team cause I am loyal. Anyway had to ditch the crocked bitch and looked at other teams. Problem is, no-one has strikers anymore except WBA. It seems to be a 90’s or early 00’s thing. Now a days, false 9 is the way to go. I think we should just play someone (don’t mind who) as false 9 and then concentrate all training efforts on teaching JWP to hit a moving ball.

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Isnt a false 9 just an upside down 6? - Can’t for the life of me see what Fonte doing handstands will add to the team.

That is v.true tokyos. BTripz is stuck in the 1950s where teams used play with 6 or 7 strikers, he seems to think you can never have enough strikers, and he doesn’t even want to give the strikers you have got, like JRod + Shlong a Chance! He is so down on Jrod + Shlong! Prob he is just Jealous.

sorry guise for all the bad language it’s just BTripz makes me so Mad when he is always putting down Jrod + Shlong.

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J-Rod might just be playing himself into form. He certainly seemed less ‘fucking shit’ on Sunday than he has recently. Give him a couple more games and he might even get a shot on target! Fuck yeah!

Seriously though, in some respects it’s almost the perfect time for Austin to be out for a bit, that way we get a few games to see if J-Rod and Schlong can STEP UP. If not, when Jan comes around we can spend £50 mill on some overrated super striker who knows where the goal is.

Please not Sturridge though, he’s such an arrogant tool.

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The problem with Jrod and shlong is that if you are going to ignore the obvious false 9 system and be a football Luddite, is you need one striker to be really big and good at headers and the other one to be small and good at finishing and getting on the end of flick ons and knock downs and to know when big guy will do a flick on and when he will do a knock on. Jrods + Shlong are neither big nor good at finishing or knowing about knock ons V flick ons. This is why we need false 9.

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