Age ain't nothing but a number

Monkey Tennis
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What’s the oldest/youngest you would:

  1. Bone
  2. Have a relationship with
  3. Have boned/had a relationship with (current partners not included)

P.S if you are 14 at the mo, make this clear when giving your answer. 1 Papsweb peado scandal per week is enough.

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Er… Maybe you should go first. Actually, there’s probably a good reason you didn’t.

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nice try copper.

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Fair point, I’m 36

  • Bone – low = 20/21, high = 39
  • Relationship – Low = 29 high = 39
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OK, Here is the answer you are not looking for. Despite a previous 17 year marriage to a witch where I would bone just about anything with a pulse given half an opportunity, the answer is now nothing except my wife.

Actually having the love of someone that defines the reason for your own existence changes everything in a most profound way.

Yes, despite any kind of internet persona I may think I have, everything comes to a screaming stop if I ever think I am doing something that might cause hurt to my wife.

Sorry for the serious post, I just had to make it. :confused:

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Good heavens, Tokes.

I had no idea labradors lived that long.

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Lou is currently choking on whatever she was eating… You big softie, you.

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Originally posted by @Tokyo-Saint

Fair point, I’m 36

  • Bone – low = 20/21, high = 39
  • Relationship – Low = 29 high = 39

Typical bloke answer!

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Originally posted by @Ohio-Saint

Yes, despite any kind of internet persona I may think I have, everything comes to a screaming stop if I ever think I am doing something that might cause hurt to my wife.

Sorry for the serious post, I just had to make it. :confused:

Err yeah me too, my wife, yeah. (does she read your Papsweb?).

You do realise this is just a hypothetical stupid discussion on a forum to get my points up and avoid relegation and not an offer don’t you? I am not running a brothel here Ohio.

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Originally posted by @Cascadia-Saint

Lou is currently choking on whatever she was eating… You big softie, you.

OK, you were thinking of something like a sausage?

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Originally posted by @Coxford_lou

Originally posted by @Tokyo-Saint

Fair point, I’m 36

  • Bone – low = 20/21, high = 39
  • Relationship – Low = 29 high = 39

Typical bloke answer!

Oh dear, you’re not 40 are you, Lou? :slight_frown:

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I was leaving the edible purposely vague as a way of squeezing a cheap gag out of my reply to your heartfelt post…

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Guys & Lou

No posts without like plse!

THIS IS A RELEGATION BATTLE!

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Yeah, I know, and I do get it…I could have answered your question in the past. I just can’t even do the hypothetical thing these days though…I see people like Sophia Vegara and just feel guilty for having a TV. It’s weird.

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Originally posted by @Tokyo-Saint

Fair point, I’m 36

  • Bone – low = 20/21, high = 39
  • Relationship – Low = 29 high = 39

Human or dog years?

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Keep up Bletch, I’ve already done that gag.

But better. :smile:

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Originally posted by @Cascadia-Saint

Originally posted by @Ohio-Saint

Originally posted by @Cascadia-Saint

Lou is currently choking on whatever she was eating… You big softie, you.

OK, you were thinking of something like a sausage?

I was leaving the edible purposely vague as a way of squeezing a cheap gag out of my reply to your heartfelt post…

You, sir, are what I like to refer to as a bit of a bastard,

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Originally posted by @Halo-Stickman

Oh dear, you’re not 40 are you, Lou? :slight_frown:

Ageist and sexist? Blimey.

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The rule is supposed to be " half your age plus seven".

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You’ve got to earn your likes Tokyo. I want to like you a lot. But you’re on the edge of nothing but down votes at the moment!