Allardyce for England

Big Sam & JT - The dream team???..

As in Yawn

If only that were true. At least we have been qualifying so far…

to be fair to Bruce he does talk a lot of sense, shame it was to Martin Samuels, the thinking mans bigot!!

The first thing we need to do is build a structure, starting with the backroom staff.

We can get rid of all that silly sports medicine mumbo-jumbo, we just need players to run around the pitch a few times.

Also get a bucket with a sponge, and if anyone gets hurt, just tell them to run it off.

Then we need to get the ball in the mixer asap, higher and longer the better, look for knockdowns, try and get the rub of the green.

Perhaps forget midfield entirely and just play a 1-5-5?

Chuck in some hunger, desire, belief and passion with those ‘tactics’ and the likes of Brazil, Germany and Spain will be crapping themselves.

I reckon we could win the next world cup.

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Ffs please not Alladyce . Find England dull enough to watch as it is without his style of football.

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make it a requirement that you have to have played for Southampton at some point in your career if you wish to be picked for England.

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only pick black players like the African countries do.

allow women to play

only pick players once so that they’re motivated to do well on their one and only appearance for their country

pick an entire team from L2 and promise then all moves to China on £100,000 a week if they win a game.

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I should be working at the FA. It’s this sort of outside of the box, blue sky thinking that’s been missing.

Have a team made up of dogs and cats.

appoint Sam Allardyce.

So in a nutshell, only pick players who are in-experienced, motivated, female, black and have played for Saints.

Should do the trick! :lou_wink:

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Every cloud has a silver lining :- Sterling won’t fit into his style of play so will never be picked

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No Kevin Nolan?

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Roy to Sam? Very progressive. Is there an international equivalent of Newcastle who can not beat the equivalent of Villa just when it matters so that we scrape through?

I know a faith healer who’s not doing much at the moment…

Originally posted by @Goatboy

Originally posted by @Bearsy

CARROLL

ROONEY NOBLE DIER HENDERSON MILNER

LESCOTT CAHILL SMALLING STONES

HART

No Kevin Nolan?

CARROLL DEFOE

DELAP (for the throw) NOLAN ROONEY MILNER

ALLARDYCE HIMSELF TERRY TOMKINS HIBBERT

SOMEONE WHO KICKS FAR

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Originally posted by @Rallyboy

It now seems possible. :astonished:

But it could revive the international careers of any player who can kick a ball a long way + Andy Carroll and Jermaine Defoe.

Personally it sounds like an idea from 1975, but can things get much worse?

And it cheers me up just to imagine how pissed off Harry Redknapp would be when he realises that fate and timing have squatted down together and shat on his cornflakes. :smile:

Big Sam - never relegated from the Prem, and actually relegated two teams on the same night:-

Harry…