Amazon Echo?

Looks good and am very tempted, could make shopping a thing of the past.

Hmm.

“where the fuck did I put those tinned tomatos. Im sure I had a 4 pack of tinned tomatos. Sweetheart, have you seen the tinned tomatoes.”

Next day

“who ordered 12 cans of tinned tomatoes”??

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Ha Ha I’ll cope if it cider, wine and beer coming.

For those who are wondering WTF Bazza is talking about, this needs to be read…

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No one knows what I am on about, even my dog Winston doesn’t have a clue to what I am saying, even walk.

So it’s the not so secret microphone from 1984?

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Until you posted that link I was imagining a Brazilian version of The Daily Echo :astonished:

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You joke about this, but sometimes I send Mrs Sfcsim to go to the shops to get some cheesecake stuff. I always write out 2 X cream, 4 X strawberries, 15 X soft cheese, but you can bet your life she will come back with about double of each and some other stuff I do not need! Also I have an Amazon package turn up nearly every other day… I have not ordered anything!

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Do you really send your wife out to the shops?

Yes, if I am stuck in the kitchen, but only as a very last resort! Haha.

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Let’s just hope its not as dire as the Daily Echo…it couldn’t be,could it?

I don’t generally do food shopping, so I almost always send my missus out to the shops.

What are you going to do about that, TedMaul?

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Is that like the Echo only with two strips torn off either side?

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I do most of the C_S food shopping

It’s the only way I can ensure that all the proper food groups are purchased:

Eggs, bacon, steak, chips, beer, lard etc and can stop all that nonsense about vegetables, quinoa (wtf is that anyway?) etc

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Food shooping is one of the highlights of the week in the Ferret household… fuck amazon and its attempts to ruin a family day out

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