Jeremy Pied joins on a free (MOD:EDITED)

So you were both able to use your own tongue on each other?

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Originally posted by @Rallyboy

You just like him because his name is Jeremy.

Before you know it he’ll be getting pulled out of position, playing way over on the left, dismantling our army, spitting in the face of the queen and cosying up to terrorists. :slight_frown:

That is not true. I think you’re rolling the dice on Jeremy.

Sure, you might get a Corbyn or a right back on a free transfer.

You could just as easily get a Clarkson or a Cunt, the bloke who runs the NHS into the ground.

Besides, this bloke is a Jérémy. Have you not considered the outrageous French accents?

You sure you didn’t meet up in Duisberg in 1975, The Mighty Ostrich?

The worst over use of French accents since Allo, Allo.

I thought it was only the English policemen had a French accent in that?

But ours ends in a y , Bob, not ie.

Why, Bob?

Why?

Can I have a P, Bob?

I can tell you lot ain’t polyglots!!

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Right is it

Pied

or

Peed

Originally posted by @PhilippineSaint

Right is it

Pied

or

Peed

/paɪd/

Whoa, that’s deep…

Originally posted by @BTripz

Originally posted by @PhilippineSaint

Right is it

Pied

or

Peed

/paɪd/

It’s Clod Poole and Jerry Pieyed…standard French innit.

Had to chuckle at our friends over on the dark side. The natives were getting so restless about the lack of signings recently that they started a sweepstake about when the next signing would be. Then they get two in a day but are restless now because they are underwhelmed by the signings, even though none of them have seen Pied kick a football. Bless 'em.

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My favorite is Beowulfs thread … ‘we will struggle this season’

… boy oh boy, it’s a crazy ol’ world out there !!

this article doesn’t paint a particularly promising picture of our new chap, but then again, I have no idea who wrote it and whether they can be trusted

This whole "Black Box, amazing we’re unique in having bespoke software and better than other clubs … And a special room to house the computer :confused: Most of our signings are pretty obviously ones that our manager wants.

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but we got a computer, Ted.

I’m not a IT expert but the “Black Box” is maybe a spreadsheet and a couple of monitors in a locked off room for dramatic effect