Nice to know that if I 'd lost my scarf, I might have got something from these fuckers.
Yes…cant stand this advert. It actually has nothing to do with the company or product. All that happens is that a bloke loses a scarf and by chance someone finds it and it is returned. What has that got to do with the company or the products they offer? It’s bullshit. Grrr!
I dunno what it’s supposed to be advertising but the one where that bloke sings that stupid song in an irritating voice and none of the words rhyme or scan properly.
All the “Bond” ads during Homeland last night. Relentless. Now I will make a point of not buying any of their shit or watch a Bond film ever (cannot actually remember the products and never watch Bond films anyway).
Bloody hate Bond films. All you hear at the moment is Bond this, bond that! I know, I know, there is a Bond film coming out, but still, it seems to have push Star Wars into the background somewhat!!!
Also my 13 year old has been singing all different Bond themes, including the new one… Well humming not singing!
This sounds a little points of view like, but still ha ha.
This morning on GMTV (or whatever the fuck it’s called) they had an interview with Daniel Craig, and written below his name was ‘Some of Sceptre’s scenes were filmed in Mexico’, as if that was important. Dicks.
Fk yeah, I turned on the TV and there was some kind of action scene happening, and I immediately thought, Jeez, this is really shitty, it looks like a Bond film. And then it turned out to be advert for Bond film.
Bond films are fucking terrible! I wouldn’t mind that, they can be terrible if they want, but ppl keep tricking me into watching them! They r like, srs bro, the new one with Daniel Craig called Casino Royale is really good, honest! But it weren’t. It was fucking terrible. And then the exact same thing happened last year or whenever it was the one where Judi Dench died come out.
If they want to make a good bond film they should follow these advices:
Set it in the 60s FFS
Make it so bond is gay. The world is desperate for an openly homosex action hero IMO.
Make it so none of the gadgets work properly, so it can be more realistic re: british manufacturing. But not in a funny way. We don’t want to be Austin Powers.
Make it so he is much more baddass & ultraviolent. When he is doing i.e. Car Chase through Cairo or whatever, we should see him mowing down pedestrians and small children etc. And when i.e. some bird at the hotel bar tries to engage him in witty banter he should immediately punch her full in the face.
Make it so the main supervillan is an ex-lover of Bond’s. This will charge the torture scene with supersexy tension. Probably, when Hector Blohard is applying the nipple clamps, James Bond will get boner which we will see clearly through his Speedos.
Let me write the script for you if ur not sure i would do +1 gr8 job blockbuster!
Any ad from the Evil Mechanically Recovered Meat McEmpire…especially the ones that close with the whistled musical logo. Arrrrg…wanna put my foot through the screen.
Yep the ones currently where they tell us it’s all rumour their food is made from shit.
Coca Cola and all their cheesy isn’t the world lovely and we all sing together type ones. When they allow bottling plants to bleed places dry and allow paramilitaries to shoot workers in their factories.
Anything that is so clearly made on the cheap to be shown in multiple territories around the world, and is then so badly dubbed afterwards that it makes everyone look like characters from Monkey or The Water Margin.
All the “Bond” ads during Homeland last night. Relentless. Now I will make a point of not buying any of their shit or watch a Bond film ever (cannot actually remember the products and never watch Bond films anyway).
So you’re watching an American adaptation of an Israeli show, dubbed as propagandain some circles, racistin others, and you’re worried about James fucking Bond being hawked to you?
Shape up, intiniki, or it’ll be the re-education camp for you.