Annoying TV Adverts

Any of the Churchill ads…oh yes…OH FUCKING NO.

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The Thunderhead ad, still cant work out what it is all about.

Originally posted by @Lets-B-Drinking

Nice to know that if I 'd lost my scarf, I might have got something from these fuckers.

Yes…cant stand this advert. It actually has nothing to do with the company or product. All that happens is that a bloke loses a scarf and by chance someone finds it and it is returned. What has that got to do with the company or the products they offer? It’s bullshit. Grrr!

Originally posted by @saintbletch

You mean the balding gentleman with the wizard sleeves?

I can hear his voice saying that right now.

Can’t remember the name of the company though - notsogood.

Safestyle windows??

East 17, arrgghhhhhh and WHAT THE FUCK has the advert got to do with a Mobile Provider??

Arrggghhhh, now I have that stupid song in my brain, off to the “What are you listening to?” thread.

I dunno what it’s supposed to be advertising but the one where that bloke sings that stupid song in an irritating voice and none of the words rhyme or scan properly.

Any advert that uses kids voices in place of adults. The current Haribo advert is an excellent example of this.

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Originally posted by @Coxford_lou

Any advert that uses kids voices in place of adults. The current Haribo advert is an excellent example of this.

http://youtu.be/9scm3NCIH_E

Good grief Cl…you just reminded me of this atrocity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoX6l6klziU

Originally posted by @jet-sounds

Originally posted by @Coxford_lou

Any advert that uses kids voices in place of adults. The current Haribo advert is an excellent example of this.

http://youtu.be/9scm3NCIH_E

Good grief Cl…you just reminded me of this atrocity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoX6l6klziU

Oh God, why do they do it?! I can’t believe it helps their sales. But I guess it must do otherwise they wouldn’t keep running it.

Originally posted by @Coxford_lou

Originally posted by @jet-sounds

Originally posted by @Coxford_lou

Any advert that uses kids voices in place of adults. The current Haribo advert is an excellent example of this.

http://youtu.be/9scm3NCIH_E

Good grief Cl…you just reminded me of this atrocity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoX6l6klziU

Oh God, why do they do it?! I can’t believe it helps their sales. But I guess it must do otherwise they wouldn’t keep running it.

Marketing must work I suppose…I don’t get it either!

All the “Bond” ads during Homeland last night. Relentless. Now I will make a point of not buying any of their shit or watch a Bond film ever (cannot actually remember the products and never watch Bond films anyway).

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Bloody hate Bond films. All you hear at the moment is Bond this, bond that! I know, I know, there is a Bond film coming out, but still, it seems to have push Star Wars into the background somewhat!!!

Also my 13 year old has been singing all different Bond themes, including the new one… Well humming not singing!

This sounds a little points of view like, but still ha ha.

This morning on GMTV (or whatever the fuck it’s called) they had an interview with Daniel Craig, and written below his name was ‘Some of Sceptre’s scenes were filmed in Mexico’, as if that was important. Dicks.

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Fk yeah, I turned on the TV and there was some kind of action scene happening, and I immediately thought, Jeez, this is really shitty, it looks like a Bond film. And then it turned out to be advert for Bond film.

Bond films are fucking terrible! I wouldn’t mind that, they can be terrible if they want, but ppl keep tricking me into watching them! They r like, srs bro, the new one with Daniel Craig called Casino Royale is really good, honest! But it weren’t. It was fucking terrible. And then the exact same thing happened last year or whenever it was the one where Judi Dench died come out.

If they want to make a good bond film they should follow these advices:

  1. Set it in the 60s FFS

  2. Make it so bond is gay. The world is desperate for an openly homosex action hero IMO.

  3. Make it so none of the gadgets work properly, so it can be more realistic re: british manufacturing. But not in a funny way. We don’t want to be Austin Powers.

  4. Make it so he is much more baddass & ultraviolent. When he is doing i.e. Car Chase through Cairo or whatever, we should see him mowing down pedestrians and small children etc. And when i.e. some bird at the hotel bar tries to engage him in witty banter he should immediately punch her full in the face.

  5. Make it so the main supervillan is an ex-lover of Bond’s. This will charge the torture scene with supersexy tension. Probably, when Hector Blohard is applying the nipple clamps, James Bond will get boner which we will see clearly through his Speedos.

  6. Let me write the script for you if ur not sure i would do +1 gr8 job blockbuster!

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What are these TV adverts?

I have sky plussed the shit out of them. I am Zen.

As long as it’s released in 15 minute episodes.

And viewers don’t mind waiting 6 months between each episode. :lou_wink:

#bigkatsdiary

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Cough.

Best Pellè joke ever.

Cough.

It is I promise! The Greatest Pelle Joke Ever + one day soon you bros will get to hear it + it will all be worth the wait!

Any ad from the Evil Mechanically Recovered Meat McEmpire…especially the ones that close with the whistled musical logo. Arrrrg…wanna put my foot through the screen.

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Yep the ones currently where they tell us it’s all rumour their food is made from shit.

Coca Cola and all their cheesy isn’t the world lovely and we all sing together type ones. When they allow bottling plants to bleed places dry and allow paramilitaries to shoot workers in their factories.

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