No one to blame but yourself for what followed.
Ffs it’s aimed at anyone in God’s waiting room. Everything is aimed at 50+
Everyone else is at work, in education, homeless or soon to be made homeless.
, but all the actors are at least 20 years older than that. Is life over once you hit 50 and you mysteriously age 20 years?!
No, don’t worry, it’s not over until they have no more use for you, or you turn daytime tv on(whichever comes first)
Don’t even start me on the life assurance adds to help pay for your funeral and to leave a little for those left behind.
You’ll be dead, so not your problem. Have told my family to do organ donation first(anything they want), medical science(again anything), then dump my carcass somewhere wild animals can have a bite to eat(you know something like a Mongolian sky burial) if they can’t be bothered, the bin is fine with me.
Especially don’t mention Parkinson, reduced to a life assurance salesman in his declining years.
He’ll be dead soon enough. You’ll have the last laugh.
Might go on one of those European riverboat cruises, assuming we don’t get banned from Europe after Brexit…!!!
You deserve daytime tv.
Fuck why did I read this thread
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Because it’s better than daytime tv.
Might as well go back to work Cob