Annoying TV Adverts

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pap posted this 11 December 2015

Well, this won't be making it to Southampton.

Areola Grandee posted this 11 December 2015

Originally posted by Sadoldgit

The You Are So MoneySuperMarket ad with the guy with the huge digitally enhanced butt. Not good.

 Yep awful, but was quite funny when they digitally shoved Redarseflapps head on it.

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jet sounds posted this 18 December 2015

If this were my dad, I'd be worried.....

Intiniki posted this 18 December 2015

Originally posted by pap

Well, this won't be making it to Southampton.

 Sadly I think we know people who do like to go see this. 

Bathsaint posted this 14 September 2017 - Last edited 14 September 2017

Not annoying as such, but deeply creepy. Apparently, it is a real ad lou_surprised

Remember, EAT THE ICE CREAM

Sadoldgit posted this 14 September 2017

Any add for tampons and sanitary towels. I may be a man, but even I know that the menstrual flow is not blue.

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Cobham Saint posted this 14 September 2017 - Last edited 14 September 2017

Hadn't seen this thread seeing as I hadn't heard of the site back in 2015, so thanks @Bathboy & @SOG - the new Sotonians caped crusaders / super heroes??

Anyway, rarely watch live tv but have a few days off and switched it on for daytime tv.

Ffs it's aimed at anyone in God's waiting room. Everything is aimed at 50+, but all the actors are at least 20 years older than that. Is life over once you hit 50 and you mysteriously age 20 years?!

Don't even start me on the life assurance adds to help pay for your funeral and to leave a little for those left behind.

Especially don't mention Parkinson, reduced to a life assurance salesman in his declining years.

Might go on one of those European riverboat cruises, assuming we don't get banned from Europe after Brexit...!!!

Fuck why did I read this thread

 

lou_angry...

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Saint or sinner posted this 14 September 2017

Originally posted by Cobham Saint

Anyway, rarely watch live tv but have a few days off and switched it on for daytime tv.

 No one to blame but yourself for what followed.

Ffs it's aimed at anyone in God's waiting room. Everything is aimed at 50+

Everyone else is at work, in education, homeless or soon to be made homeless.

, but all the actors are at least 20 years older than that. Is life over once you hit 50 and you mysteriously age 20 years?!

 No, don't worry, it's not over until they have no more use for you, or you turn daytime tv on(whichever comes first) lou_facepalm2

Don't even start me on the life assurance adds to help pay for your funeral and to leave a little for those left behind.

You'll be dead, so not your problem. Have told my family to do organ donation first(anything they want), medical science(again anything), then dump my carcass somewhere wild animals can have a bite to eat(you know something like a Mongolian sky burial) if they can't be bothered, the bin is fine with me.

Especially don't mention Parkinson, reduced to a life assurance salesman in his declining years.

He'll be dead soon enough. You'll have the last laugh.

Might go on one of those European riverboat cruises, assuming we don't get banned from Europe after Brexit...!!!

You deserve daytime tv.

Fuck why did I read this thread

lou_angry...

 Because it's better than daytime tv.

 Might as well go back to work Coblou_lol

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Cobham Saint posted this 14 September 2017

True @Saint or sinner true....all true

I've asked Young Adult to hide the remote control...I shall not be revisiting day time tv any time soon. I'm mentally scarred!

lou_lol

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KRG posted this 14 September 2017

All. Of. Them.

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Intiniki posted this 14 September 2017

Originally posted by KRG

All. Of. Them.

 Pretty much . I thought there was a thread on this but couldn't be bothered to find it. Lucky for everyone else as I'd be on here writing about all the annoying adverts. 

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PhilippineSaint posted this 15 September 2017

All adverts are annoying 

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PhilippineSaint posted this 15 September 2017

Even The True Geordie has succumbed to adverts half way through his podcast advert for Philippine baby milk formula ?

lifeintheslowlane posted this 15 September 2017

...but there were some good ones...

Any McDs ads, because even if you don't watch them there's that fuckin' irritating whistled end that says "You've just been McDed"...I wouldn't eat that shit even if I was starving. lou_angry

PhilippineSaint posted this 15 September 2017

Originally posted by lifeintheslowlane

...but there were some good ones...

Any McDs ads, because even if you don't watch them there's that fuckin' irritating whistled end that says "You've just been McDed"...I wouldn't eat that shit even if I was starving. lou_angry

You spend 28 days offshore and when you arrive back on the beach a Golden Arches restuarant is there you will eat it  

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Nottarf Krap posted this 15 September 2017

These old Chas&Dave beer adverts always brought a smile to the face.

 

cellone posted this 15 September 2017

Just seen an add for Brighthouse. 

Some bint muttering a shit version of Our House.

Cunts.