Anyone up for a new religion?

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Fowllyd posted this 14 August 2017

If you're interested in being part of a religion, but wish no part of any of those nasty or backward ones, why not try this one?

All very nice and egalitarian, can't see anything much by way of mentions of a deity, though the decor may not be to everyone's taste...

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Areola Grandee posted this 14 August 2017

Fuck , now even the church has gone to pot...

lifeintheslowlane posted this 14 August 2017

Does it entail sending them large amounts of money to be accepted as being one of "The Enlightened"?

Fatso posted this 14 August 2017

I worship at the Church of Baz.

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Sfcsim posted this 14 August 2017

No religion would be a better choice. 

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Areola Grandee posted this 14 August 2017

Originally posted by Sfcsim

No religion would be a better choice. 

 Yeah , just imagine. Its easy if you try

Cobham Saint posted this 14 August 2017

Originally posted by Chutney Ferret

Originally posted by Sfcsim

No religion would be a better choice. 

 Yeah , just imagine. Its easy if you try

 Hmmmm, that gives me an idea,for a song.....

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Areola Grandee posted this 14 August 2017

Originally posted by Cobham Saint

Originally posted by Chutney Ferret

Originally posted by Sfcsim

No religion would be a better choice. 

 Yeah , just imagine. Its easy if you try

 Hmmmm, that gives me an idea,for a song.....

 Well you always were a dreamer

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Cobham Saint posted this 14 August 2017

Originally posted by Chutney Ferret

Originally posted by Cobham Saint

Originally posted by Chutney Ferret

Originally posted by Sfcsim

No religion would be a better choice. 

 Yeah , just imagine. Its easy if you try

 Hmmmm, that gives me an idea,for a song.....

 Well you always were a dreamer

 But I'm not the only one

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Dubai_Phil posted this 15 August 2017 - Last edited 15 August 2017

Originally posted by Chutney Ferret

Fuck , now even the church has gone to pot...

 A church that lets you smoke pot?

Hmmm

steveintheforest posted this 15 August 2017

Originally posted by Fowllyd

If you're interested in being part of a religion, but wish no part of any of those nasty or backward ones, why not try this one?

All very nice and egalitarian, can't see anything much by way of mentions of a deity, though the decor may not be to everyone's taste...

 I like the decor .....it's like a 'free high', without the hassle of rooting around a soggy field at the crack of dawn, on a miserable october morning

 

.... not that I've done that for a while I might add ... 'convenient' is far more compelling than 'free' nowadays

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Rallyboy posted this 15 August 2017

I see that Phil's Evening of Golf Stories and ITK Gossip didn't quite sell out - maybe he shouldn't have worn that Bletch shirt.

Dubai_Phil posted this 15 August 2017 - Last edited 15 August 2017

Originally posted by Rallyboy

I see that Phil's Evening of Golf Stories and ITK Gossip didn't quite sell out - maybe he shouldn't have worn that Bletch shirt.

 Ahem...

I'd like to point out that when I get a golf story audience at least one of them doesn't look like they are asleep.

Sadoldgit posted this 15 August 2017

Does it involve fanny glitter?

Bathsaint posted this 19 October 2017

Were YOU there? 

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Areola Grandee posted this 19 October 2017 - Last edited 19 October 2017

Well it sort depends - I and you were sort of There as all the matter in the universe has always existed Just like all the energy so we have in effect been around in one form or another since the beginning of the universe. Unfortunately, as matter had not yet been used to evolve primates when the Dinosaurs were around I can't claim to have seen them. 

However, I do know that those who belive in creationism are stupid twats - those that teach it to innocent kids cunts

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pap posted this 19 October 2017

If Corbs doesn't get in I'm starting my own political party.

It'll be called The FTC Party, or to give it its full name, The Fuck The Cunts Party.

The tagline will be "The world is full of cunts.  Fuck the cunts".   I imagine it would have broad appeal.

The principle could just as easily be transferred into a religious context lou_sunnies

cellone posted this 20 October 2017

Well as I lay down to sleep each night I use the mantra taught to me by my step dad. Fuck 'em, they're all cunts out there. 

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Cobham Saint posted this 20 October 2017

Originally posted by cellone

Well as I lay down to sleep each night I use the mantra taught to me by my step dad. Fuck 'em, they're all cunts out there. 

 Ah, so that accounts for your sunny and cheerful disposition @cellone?

lou_wink2

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CB Saint posted this 20 October 2017

Originally posted by pap

If Corbs doesn't get in I'm starting my own political party.

It'll be called The FTC Party, or to give it its full name, The Fuck The Cunts Party.

The tagline will be "The world is full of cunts.  Fuck the cunts".   I imagine it would have broad appeal.

The principle could just as easily be transferred into a religious context lou_sunnies

 Isnt that what got Harvey Weinstein into trouble