I worship at the Church of Baz.
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No religion would be a better choice.
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Yeah , just imagine. Its easy if you try
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Hmmmm, that gives me an idea,for a song…
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Well you always were a dreamer
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But I’m not the only one
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A church that lets you smoke pot?
Hmmm
I like the decor …it’s like a ‘free high’, without the hassle of rooting around a soggy field at the crack of dawn, on a miserable october morning
… not that I’ve done that for a while I might add … ‘convenient’ is far more compelling than ‘free’ nowadays
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I see that Phil’s Evening of Golf Stories and ITK Gossip didn’t quite sell out - maybe he shouldn’t have worn that Bletch shirt.
Ahem…
I’d like to point out that when I get a golf story audience at least one of them doesn’t look like they are asleep.
Does it involve fanny glitter?
Were YOU there?
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Well it sort depends - I and you were sort of There as all the matter in the universe has always existed Just like all the energy so we have in effect been around in one form or another since the beginning of the universe. Unfortunately, as matter had not yet been used to evolve primates when the Dinosaurs were around I can’t claim to have seen them.
However, I do know that those who belive in creationism are stupid twats - those that teach it to innocent kids cunts
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If Corbs doesn’t get in I’m starting my own political party.
It’ll be called The FTC Party, or to give it its full name, The Fuck The Cunts Party.
The tagline will be “The world is full of cunts. Fuck the cunts”. I imagine it would have broad appeal.
The principle could just as easily be transferred into a religious context 
Well as I lay down to sleep each night I use the mantra taught to me by my step dad. Fuck 'em, they’re all cunts out there.
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Isnt that what got Harvey Weinstein into trouble
We had a few drinks with the people from our road the other week, I was vastly outweighed by a frontline pastor, a few practising catholics and some CofE with a sprinkling of Methodists, as the the drinks flowed so did my questions of why wasn’t a T’Rex on the ark and original sin and guilt, needless to say I wasn’t popular but strangely I got on with the pastor very well and he was a very nice bloke, for me religion is hope for the lost and weak, religion knows this and has profitted from poverty, disease and ignorance for over 2000 years.
Education will ask more questions and also alleviate hopefully poverty which feeds such superstitions, our we so scared of dying? Or do we just want to know?
Mans vanity.
Nah. That’s the meds.
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