Are we going to slip up in shite at Turd Moor?

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Cobham Saint posted this 20 February 2018

Ok, nobody seems to want to take the blame for setting up the match thread for the weekend...

Well, I'll do it as won't be watching due to visiting Young Adult at Uni in Exeter.

Have no idea how we'll do but have a look at the league table.

Anyway, I set my PC password to "Burnley Defence". It said it was too weak

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pap posted this 20 February 2018

The reason Burnley are decent at home is because Sean Dyche accosts each away team member and says in his raspy voice, "if you play well I'll fucking eat you".

And they believe him.

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Saint CD posted this 20 February 2018

Originally posted by Cobham Saint

Ok, nobody seems to want to take the blame for setting up the match thread for the weekend...

Well, I'll do it as won't be watching due to visiting Young Adult at Uni in Exeter.

Have no idea how we'll do but have a look at the league table.

Anyway, I set my PC password to "Burnley Defence". It said it was too weak

 Noooooo, Cobs what have you done ? I was sat sitting waiting for Pyjama Phil from Dubaishire to start it off with suitable wit and repartee. If we go down now it will be on your shoulders.  We limp on. COYR 

Cobham Saint posted this 20 February 2018

Phil has other worries so it was up to me to lighten the load CD

Anyway, wanted to post the joke at the end. Worth a point just there. You never know, maybe even three 😊

And come on "Shite Moor" was truly original. What do you mean, it isn't

 

lou_facepalm2

Saint CD posted this 20 February 2018

Just seen that Bobby Madley is the ref for the Burnley match. What could possibly go wrong .

BTripz posted this 20 February 2018

Burnley haven't won in 10 Premier League matches, guess what's going to happen ladies and gentlemen...

 

 

Yep that's right, we're going to get humped worse than @Bearsy at 03:00 in the morning.

1-0 to the Clarets.

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OzSaintDave posted this 21 February 2018

Just woke up from a mid morning nap (yes, things are that exciting in Oz) to shite weather and shite mail.

If that means I take one for the team and slip up in shite, maybe that's the trifecta and we will win at Turd Moor? Might just ask the wife to do it on the job as an aged care worker before the match then I don't have to. She's a gem like that.

The real question is, will MaPe serve up shite in his team selection?

Maybe that's the trifecta?

Fatso posted this 21 February 2018

We will win 1-0. 

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PhilippineSaint posted this 21 February 2018

We wil win 0-1 

 

 

 

As we are away from home @Fatso

Bearsy posted this 21 February 2018

I would be Amazed if we don't draw this game srs.

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TheMightyOstrich posted this 21 February 2018

I agree Bear. I think it's all set up for us to score relatively early, shit ourselves in the second half, get deeper and deeper until we have all our players in the six yard box, and then concede in the final five minutes. It's the circle of life.

SaintBristol posted this 21 February 2018

Burnley are badly out of form,  Saints score early on, then Burnley equalise late in the match to plunge Saintsweb into a frenzy

TheCholulaKid posted this 22 February 2018

I'm going to this. I'm gonna get fucked up and may expose myself.

I'd take a draw.

SaintBristol posted this 22 February 2018

Originally posted by TheCholulaKid

I'm going to this. I'm gonna get fucked up and may expose myself.

I'd take a draw.

 Go for it mate 

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Fatso posted this 22 February 2018

Will it be exposure of the front or the back? I'm not bothered about the back but if you're doing the front then let me know.

Dubai_Phil posted this 22 February 2018

Dear Cobham

Thanks.

That is all

TheCholulaKid posted this 22 February 2018

Originally posted by Fatso

Will it be exposure of the front or the back? I'm not bothered about the back but if you're doing the front then let me know.

 Front. Nothing too exhibitionist. Just a sly cock drop or something.

lifeintheslowlane posted this 22 February 2018

I shall take my usual relaxed, flegmatic approach to this as as I have with other recent butt-clenchers.

...aided of course by the relaxing sound of surf breaking on a tropical beach somewhere in Barbados.

Back in 2 weeks...Love LITSL. kissey kissey. lou_lol

PhilippineSaint posted this 22 February 2018

Lawro has gone for the obligatory 2-1 defeat whilst his competition this week have gone for a 4-6 goal fest do who knows what will happen?

Dubai_Phil posted this 23 February 2018 - Last edited 23 February 2018

This will not be good.

Eric has called the krew together at his place for Mrs EoA's birthday AND one of our krews' engagement party at about 10am your time

There will be Chilli con Carne & Margaritas.

Hope the team can cope with the windy conditions later

All of this about 8 hours after most of us leave various Friday Brunch/Tennis/Gig VIP/FREE BOOZE venues.

We are so screwed.

Areola Grandee posted this 23 February 2018

I will now be on cock watch when it comes to MOTD. Pausing over the crowd shots. So we k ow it's you TCK, can we expect a victory 'salute' or a 'limp' defeat?