'Arry Redkrapp

We don’t have a “Fucking Dodgy Cunts” category, so I had to put this under Football.

What on earth is going on with old satchel face lately?

First he’s “advising” Derby County, then managing the Jordanian National Team (what the fuck is that all about?) for two games, culminating in a 5-1 loss to Australia…

and then now all of a sudden he’s a “Consultant” for Australian Club - Central Coast Mariners.

Quite why anyone would want to “consult” Harry fucking Redkrapp on anything other than tax-evasion techniques, getting away with them, and how to set up an offshore account in the name of your dog – I have no idea.

But for a bloke who seemed to get a nosebleed if he had to travel anywhere north of London, it all seems a little odd.

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There’s no way you could know this, JS - hence the lack of a downvote.

I get awfully upset when people make mention of 'Arry without at least once mentioning his full title.

Harry “Two Relegations” Redknapp.

I understand Harry is so fond of the title that he made up some bollocks about a knee injury so he’d avoid being Harry “Three Relegations” Redknapp.

That’s out of order - QPR wasn’t his fault!

They were only about 15 points from safety when he was struck down with that crippling injury - he left them in a triffic position.

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