pap
19 March 2018 21:45
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It’s actually much worse than that, @krg _ . We’re on the Internet. Our format is screen, and our national grid is mostly fossil fuels, gas or nuclear.
We are burning the condensed remains of dinosaurs, setting alight to gas or smashing nature apart so that we can have our internet beef.
Paper might be an improvement. One night on the piss would snow Barry in with A4.
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It’s @fowllyd and @so5-4bw obviously.
Lifelong friends? Check.
Love banter? Check.
Annoying as fuck? Check.
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pap
19 March 2018 21:51
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@fowllyd and @so5-4bw would seem an obvious pairing.
They’d get Colin Firth in the jungle quicksmart.
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pap
19 March 2018 21:53
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Get out of my head, @saintbletch .
I think @coxford_lou and @bucks would be ideal breakfast television or mid-morning presenters, providing a level of sexual tension not seen since the Owen/Diamond days, or if one may be so brave or presumptive, Vaughn and Van Outen,
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Fucking right, you cunt. It would only work on HBO though - ITV don’t like their presenters to say ‘fuck’ or ‘cunt’.
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Bletch and Rallyboy. The Blouse Brothers.
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Bucks
19 March 2018 22:18
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I am unemployed still so yes, I am completely up for it.
Though it could cost me a marriage, before its actually happened.
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Bucks
19 March 2018 22:20
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Tokes and New York obviously. Adding an international jet-setness to their overriding ability to take the piss.
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They’re already booked up for a Right Said Fred tribute tour.
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At the very least our pairing would ensure the end of Simon Cowell’s TV shows.
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Tut… obviously Grandee and Pap innit… ‘let’s get ready, let’s get ready to rumble’!
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My vote is for @ant and @dexter
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Depends on the audience Pap.
For example, on a Friday night, @saintbletch & @cb-saint would be the obvious choice. But not sure you’d want to record their show and put it out during day time TV.
Daytime TV then it would be @btripz @barry-sanchez
It’s would all be in the Sponsorship deals.
Obviously if you got a Rum Sponsor then @undefined gets game time.
So in order to commit to this we need more detail? Target Market is essential
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Yeah yeah yeah we know all the aspiring thesps on Sotonians but realistically it has to be Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross. Their capacity to fuck up makes it nailed-on car crash TV.
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BTW
You lot do realise Ant & Dec are actually @bearsy & @tokyo-saint
Just saying…
Anyone seen Bear lately?
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Honeymoon is our codeword for rehab.
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They tried to make me go on honeymoon but I said no , no, no.
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