It’s @fowllyd and @so5-4bw obviously.
Lifelong friends? Check.
Love banter? Check.
Annoying as fuck? Check.
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@fowllyd and @so5-4bw would seem an obvious pairing.
They’d get Colin Firth in the jungle quicksmart.
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Get out of my head, @saintbletch .
I think @coxford_lou and @bucks would be ideal breakfast television or mid-morning presenters, providing a level of sexual tension not seen since the Owen/Diamond days, or if one may be so brave or presumptive, Vaughn and Van Outen,
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Fucking right, you cunt. It would only work on HBO though - ITV don’t like their presenters to say ‘fuck’ or ‘cunt’.
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Bletch and Rallyboy. The Blouse Brothers.
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I am unemployed still so yes, I am completely up for it.
Though it could cost me a marriage, before its actually happened.
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Tokes and New York obviously. Adding an international jet-setness to their overriding ability to take the piss.
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They’re already booked up for a Right Said Fred tribute tour.
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At the very least our pairing would ensure the end of Simon Cowell’s TV shows.
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Tut… obviously Grandee and Pap innit… ‘let’s get ready, let’s get ready to rumble’!
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Depends on the audience Pap.
For example, on a Friday night, @saintbletch & @cb-saint would be the obvious choice. But not sure you’d want to record their show and put it out during day time TV.
Daytime TV then it would be @btripz @barry-sanchez
It’s would all be in the Sponsorship deals.
Obviously if you got a Rum Sponsor then @undefined gets game time.
So in order to commit to this we need more detail? Target Market is essential
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Yeah yeah yeah we know all the aspiring thesps on Sotonians but realistically it has to be Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross. Their capacity to fuck up makes it nailed-on car crash TV.
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BTW
You lot do realise Ant & Dec are actually @bearsy & @tokyo-saint
Just saying…
Anyone seen Bear lately?
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Honeymoon, srs, RIP 
Honeymoon is our codeword for rehab.
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They tried to make me go on honeymoon but I said no , no, no.
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Just as an aside, some time ago i was chatting to my mate who was regaling me with a story about a stripper he had taken back to his flat for some nookie.
“…so i got see see her Ant & Dec…”
“…Eh?”
" half bald twat and little arsehole."
It has become common gentlemans parlance since.
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