Auditions for the new Ant and Dec

Tokes and New York obviously. Adding an international jet-setness to their overriding ability to take the piss.

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@pap and @tokyo-saint :lou_facepalm_2:

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They’re already booked up for a Right Said Fred tribute tour.

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At the very least our pairing would ensure the end of Simon Cowell’s TV shows.

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Tut… obviously Grandee and Pap innit… ‘let’s get ready, let’s get ready to rumble’!

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My vote is for @ant and @dexter

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Depends on the audience Pap.

For example, on a Friday night, @saintbletch & @cb-saint would be the obvious choice. But not sure you’d want to record their show and put it out during day time TV.

Daytime TV then it would be @btripz @barry-sanchez

It’s would all be in the Sponsorship deals.

Obviously if you got a Rum Sponsor then @undefined gets game time.

So in order to commit to this we need more detail? Target Market is essential

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Yeah yeah yeah we know all the aspiring thesps on Sotonians but realistically it has to be Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross. Their capacity to fuck up makes it nailed-on car crash TV.

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BTW

You lot do realise Ant & Dec are actually @bearsy & @tokyo-saint

Just saying…

Anyone seen Bear lately?

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Honeymoon, srs, RIP :lou_sad:

Honeymoon is our codeword for rehab.

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They tried to make me go on honeymoon but I said no , no, no.

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Just as an aside, some time ago i was chatting to my mate who was regaling me with a story about a stripper he had taken back to his flat for some nookie.

“…so i got see see her Ant & Dec…”

“…Eh?”

" half bald twat and little arsehole."

It has become common gentlemans parlance since.

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They’re going to have a reminiscence tour…

PJ & Drunken

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I’ve heard Ant is being replaced by Pete Doherty.

Less controversial

Ant and Wrecked.

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I can nearly see his tiny Dec.

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I’d have no problem taking the pap and @saintbletch show on the road, with certain amendments.

I think we’d ape the Richard and Judy format quite well. Bletch would be Judy, trying desperately to keep her wayward husband from exploding on national television.

In many ways I think Sotonians has been the perfect test run for this inevitability.

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