ITV needs a new Ant and Dec. They are responsible for the majority of ITV programming. They need a new Ant and Dec quick.
If, in their desperation, they decide to birth a new Ant and Dec from the fertile womb of Sotonians, which pair of forum funsters would you like to see sending celebrities off to eat kangaroo’s bollocks?
I think @coxford_lou and @bucks would be ideal breakfast television or mid-morning presenters, providing a level of sexual tension not seen since the Owen/Diamond days, or if one may be so brave or presumptive, Vaughn and Van Outen,
For example, on a Friday night, @saintbletch & @cb-saint would be the obvious choice. But not sure you’d want to record their show and put it out during day time TV.
Yeah yeah yeah we know all the aspiring thesps on Sotonians but realistically it has to be Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross. Their capacity to fuck up makes it nailed-on car crash TV.