Tokes and New York obviously. Adding an international jet-setness to their overriding ability to take the piss.
They’re already booked up for a Right Said Fred tribute tour.
At the very least our pairing would ensure the end of Simon Cowell’s TV shows.
Tut… obviously Grandee and Pap innit… ‘let’s get ready, let’s get ready to rumble’!
Depends on the audience Pap.
For example, on a Friday night, @saintbletch & @cb-saint would be the obvious choice. But not sure you’d want to record their show and put it out during day time TV.
Daytime TV then it would be @btripz @barry-sanchez
It’s would all be in the Sponsorship deals.
Obviously if you got a Rum Sponsor then @undefined gets game time.
So in order to commit to this we need more detail? Target Market is essential
Yeah yeah yeah we know all the aspiring thesps on Sotonians but realistically it has to be Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross. Their capacity to fuck up makes it nailed-on car crash TV.
BTW
You lot do realise Ant & Dec are actually @bearsy & @tokyo-saint
Just saying…
Anyone seen Bear lately?
Honeymoon, srs, RIP
Honeymoon is our codeword for rehab.
They tried to make me go on honeymoon but I said no , no, no.
Just as an aside, some time ago i was chatting to my mate who was regaling me with a story about a stripper he had taken back to his flat for some nookie.
“…so i got see see her Ant & Dec…”
“…Eh?”
" half bald twat and little arsehole."
It has become common gentlemans parlance since.
They’re going to have a reminiscence tour…
PJ & Drunken
I’ve heard Ant is being replaced by Pete Doherty.
Less controversial
Ant and Wrecked.
I can nearly see his tiny Dec.
I’d have no problem taking the pap and @saintbletch show on the road, with certain amendments.
I think we’d ape the Richard and Judy format quite well. Bletch would be Judy, trying desperately to keep her wayward husband from exploding on national television.
In many ways I think Sotonians has been the perfect test run for this inevitability.