Anyone seen Bear lately?
Honeymoon, srs, RIP
They tried to make me go on honeymoon but I said no , no, no.
Just as an aside, some time ago i was chatting to my mate who was regaling me with a story about a stripper he had taken back to his flat for some nookie.
"....so i got see see her Ant & Dec..."
" half bald twat and little arsehole."
It has become common gentlemans parlance since.
I've heard Ant is being replaced by Pete Doherty.