Auditions for the new Ant and Dec.

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BTripz posted this 20 March 2018

Originally posted by Dubai_Phil

BTW

You lot do realise Ant & Dec are actually @Bearsy & @Tokyo-Saint

Just saying....

Anyone seen Bear lately?

 Honeymoon, srs, RIP lou_sad

Tokyo-Saint posted this 20 March 2018

Honeymoon is our codeword for rehab. 

saintbletch posted this 20 March 2018

They tried to make me go on honeymoon but I said no , no, no.

Numptyboi posted this 20 March 2018

Just as an aside, some time ago i was chatting to my mate who was regaling me with a story about a stripper he had taken back to his flat for some nookie. 

"....so i got see see her Ant & Dec..."

"..Eh?"

" half bald twat and little arsehole."

It has become common gentlemans parlance since.

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BTripz posted this 20 March 2018

They're going to have a reminiscence  tour...

PJ & Drunken

Dubai_Phil posted this 20 March 2018

I've heard Ant is being replaced by Pete Doherty.

Less controversial

Tokyo-Saint posted this 20 March 2018

Originally posted by BTripz

They're going to have a reminiscence  tour...

PJ & Drunken

 Ant and Wrecked. 

Goatboy posted this 20 March 2018

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saintbletch posted this 20 March 2018

I can nearly see his tiny Dec.

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