Yep Charlie Austin cheats at Monopoly…is this the kind of player we want at Southampton. 
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I for one am glad that one of the WAGS is making a stand against diving. I wish more of them would come out and call it for what it is. Well done Mrs Austin!
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She may see it differently but as far as I’m concerned he can fuck who he wants as long as he takes it easy on that shoulder - and his knee.
Naturally, if he were to start next season like an express train I would be prepared to compromise my usual high moral standards…be it Monopoly or other women.
Realistically the guy’s a handsome man *and* a professional athlete *and* a multimillionaire in his twenties.
I’m being very harsh here but you simply can’t expect someone in that position not to basically bang whoever he likes.
Incidentally, it does make me wonder why footballers get married so early. I know that there are tonnes of clauses in their contracts that prevent them going out on the lash and stuff but still.
Has it been deleted?
TBH I’ve ALWAYS cheated at Monopoly. I don’t think I’ve played without sneaking money from the bank or taking advantage of other’s wandering concentration in the later stages of a 5 hour game.
My defence is that if it were real life property speculation I would be behaving as all property speculators…heartless exploitation of the weak. Fun aye.
His Mrs was moaning about him cheating at Monopoly. Stand down everyone.
We know that…try to keep up Goatee.
Some of us do litsl 