Baggies are very helpful to cover up the fact that you are wearing adult diapers thread

Anyone seen Barry?

Lemons had him in his pocket all afternoon

Lovely little win that. Really need to tell Jack that getting away from your marker is great at the other end but no so much at ours.

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He spends too long grappling with his man when he should be attacking the ball. Like he did at their end :lou_wink_2:

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I think you’ll find you’re in the minority.

I want hermit cock pics.

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You mean you don’t have any?

I find that hard to believe. :lou_lol:

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In the minority and a founding member of the Soviet, don’t make me pull rank @fatso

Rank is his pet name for @fatso

I’m sure he’ll be overjoyed with your offer.

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Are you threatening me with your non existent powers? You’ll have a fucking mutiny on your hands if we’re denied those pics.

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Dunno what is worse

Hermit open or tripsy pulling wank

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Happy Birthday for Tuesday to Eric

Who now has a buggered laptop and phone and who has been living a Hermit kid off and on

Just for

Bazza

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Oh you are an uppity one aren’t you!! Just wait and see what happens @fatso , just wait

Evening All, just back from the game. Shittiest neighbourhood in Christendom to have to negotiate your way out of.

Anyway, back to the footie… first up the away support. Holy shit Bat man, it was epic. Even yours truly was pogo-ing to “Mario Lemina”. There was a turgid bit between their first goal and ours where Bazza led the crowd in a “you’re getting sacked in the morning” but apart from that it was non stop. I’m more hoarse than Fulham and Tyke has gone to bed in tatters.

Footie ranged from stellar to fucking awful. After each of their goals we looked like rabbits in the headlights. Once we got settled down, we looked more composed. Guido looked like he’s got promise but is still rusty. Needs lots of game time. At least he looks like he knows that the fucking onion sack at the opposite end is the best place for the ball. He wasn’t afraid to take a punt but his aim is worse than Longs. Great hold up play.

Game was crying out for fresh legs at about 70 mins and we all called for Longy and Hoj Boj but only the former was woken from his slumber. What can I say about Longy? Fuck all apart from a lot of running and pretending to know where the onion sack is. In fairness he was bowled over in the box and goodness knows how that wasn’t a pen.

By the way the ref was shite but not as shite as the lino on the dug out side. Fucker had left his guide dog outside.

Redmond looked ok without actually doing much on his substitution. Maybe the crowd will get off his back for a while ?

Oriel is not the player of last season and how many fucking times does he have to push an oppo over when he Is facing the Saints goal before he realises that the resulting free kick gives my piles fucking jip.

Mac Car Thief is defo number one goalie but I was watching Four Star in the warm up and he can defo do a job for us as a striker … nice ball control at his feet, plenty of bulk to hold up the ball. Maybe …

West Brom were shite though, never really pressed us and deserved a good spanking. The whole Regis thing was nicely done today and the scarf wave gave me a bit of a lump in the throat but fuck me it all did drag on …

Onwards and upwards. COYR. CD out.

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We are second on match of the day …

We are second on match of the day…

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Just pissed myself Halo😂 Genius

Redmond came on and had very little time to do anything.

But he did pick the ball up out wide and for the first time we could remember actually did the right thing and kept hold of it and burned up a few seconds of that added time rather than give it away lazily.

IF being dropped has taught him to be more clinical and take responsibility for passing the ball to one of our players then maybe he has a role to play in our run - in.

Just such a shame Long couldn’t hit a barn door… Surely time to bring a shrink in to sort his head out, NOBODY can be that bad in front of goal surely. :lou_eyes_to_sky:

We’ll drop one place when Palace play Newcastle later, we have some very tough games coming up, but even Everton could still get drawn back into a relegation scrap this year, a strange league indeed

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Highlight yesterday was a great bit of trickery and skill by Lemina as he distracted Boufal, flicked the ball out from under his arm and handed it to Prowsie for the free-kick.

#class

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It’s quite funny watching the celebration on MOTD 'cos at the time it happened right down in front of us. It definitely looked like Boofs had taken proper exception to the whole event and was giving Prowsey a bit of a cuffing. At the time we were all “what the fuck” -ing !

Long was offside before he was bundled over.

However there was an incident with Boufal in the second half where he fell easily when touched in the back, ref was giving them all day long when they wre outside the box. Boufal was inside the box so guess what didn’t happen!!