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Dubai_Phil posted this 2 weeks ago

Just for 

Bazza

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BTripz posted this 2 weeks ago - Last edited 2 weeks ago

Originally posted by Fatso

Originally posted by BTripz

In the minority and a founding member of the Soviet, don't make me pull rank @Lardy One

 Are you threatening me with your non existent powers? You'll have a fucking mutiny on your hands if we're denied those pics.

 Oh you are an uppity one aren't you!! Just wait and see what happens @Blubber boy, just wait

Saint CD posted this 2 weeks ago

Evening All, just back from the game. Shittiest neighbourhood in Christendom to have to negotiate your way out of.

Anyway, back to the footie.... first up the away support. Holy shit Bat man, it was epic. Even yours truly was pogo-ing to "Mario Lemina". There was a turgid bit between their first goal and ours where Bazza led the crowd in a "you're getting sacked in the morning" but apart from that it was non stop. I'm more hoarse than Fulham and Tyke has gone to bed in tatters.

Footie ranged from stellar to fucking awful. After each of their goals we looked like rabbits in the headlights. Once we got settled down, we looked more composed. Guido looked like he's got promise but is still rusty. Needs lots of game time. At least he looks like he knows that the fucking onion sack at the opposite end is the best place for the ball. He wasn't afraid to take a punt but his aim is worse than Longs. Great hold up play.

Game was crying out for fresh legs at about 70 mins and we all called for Longy and Hoj Boj but only the former was woken from his slumber. What can I say about Longy?  Fuck all apart from a lot of running and pretending to know where the onion sack is. In fairness he was bowled over in the box and goodness knows how that wasn't a pen. 

By the way the ref was shite but not as shite as the lino on the dug out side. Fucker had left his guide dog outside.

Redmond looked ok without actually doing much on his substitution. Maybe the crowd will get off his back for a while ?

Oriel is not the player of last season and how many fucking times does he have to push an oppo over when he Is facing the Saints goal before he realises that the resulting free kick gives my piles fucking jip. 

Mac Car Thief is defo number one goalie but I was watching Four Star in the warm up and he can defo do a job for us as a striker .... nice ball control at his feet, plenty of bulk to hold up the ball. Maybe ....

West Brom were shite though,  never really pressed us and deserved a good spanking. The whole Regis thing was nicely done today and the scarf wave gave me a bit of a lump in the throat but fuck me it all did drag on ....

Onwards and upwards. COYR. CD out.

Saint CD posted this 2 weeks ago

We are second on match of the day ....

We are second on match of the day....

Halo Stickman posted this 2 weeks ago

Originally posted by Barry Sanchez

I’ll suck a hermit off if we win.

 

Areola Grandee posted this 2 weeks ago

Just pissed myself Halo😂 Genius

Dubai_Phil posted this 2 weeks ago

Redmond came on and had very little time to do anything.

But he did pick the ball up out wide and for the first time we could remember actually did the right thing and kept hold of it and burned up a few seconds of that added time rather than give it away lazily.

IF being dropped has taught him to be more clinical and take responsibility for passing the ball to one of our players then maybe he has a role to play in our run - in.

Just such a shame Long couldn't hit a barn door... Surely time to bring a shrink in to sort his head out, NOBODY can be that bad in front of goal surely. lou_eyessky

We'll drop one place when Palace play Newcastle later, we have some very tough games coming up, but even Everton could still get drawn back into a relegation scrap this year, a strange league indeed

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Rallyboy posted this 2 weeks ago

Highlight yesterday was a great bit of trickery and skill by Lemina as he distracted Boufal, flicked the ball out from under his arm and handed it to Prowsie for the free-kick.

#class

 

Saint CD posted this 2 weeks ago

Originally posted by Rallyboy

Highlight yesterday was a great bit of trickery and skill by Lemina as he distracted Boufal, flicked the ball out from under his arm and handed it to Prowsie for the free-kick.

#class

 

 It's quite funny watching the celebration on MOTD 'cos at the time it happened right down in front of us. It definitely looked like Boofs had taken proper exception  to the whole event and was giving Prowsey a bit of a cuffing.  At the time we were all "what the fuck" -ing !

BTripz posted this 2 weeks ago

Originally posted by Saint CD

What can I say about Longy?  Fuck all apart from a lot of running and pretending to know where the onion sack is. In fairness he was bowled over in the box and goodness knows how that wasn't a pen. 

Long was offside before he was bundled over.

However there was an incident with Boufal in the second half where he fell easily when touched in the back, ref was giving them all day long when they wre outside the box. Boufal was inside the box so guess what didn't happen!!

Barry Sanchez posted this 2 weeks ago

I am so hungover its fucking unreal, in Tescos a minute a ago and the aisle got bury and I thought I was in some time portal, still anyway some fucking result, the dipper is Boufal needs to respect to kick taker and love Lemina bopping out of his arm, fair play mate.

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Lets B Drinking posted this 2 weeks ago

TBF to Boufal, Prowse hasn't looked like scoring from free-kicks for 2 years (WBA at home if memory serves) so Boufal pobably thought he had as good a chance to score.

All forgotten when it went in and he was the first to start the celebrations.

Saint CD posted this 2 weeks ago

Originally posted by BTripz

Originally posted by Saint CD

What can I say about Longy?  Fuck all apart from a lot of running and pretending to know where the onion sack is. In fairness he was bowled over in the box and goodness knows how that wasn't a pen. 

Long was offside before he was bundled over.

However there was an incident with Boufal in the second half where he fell easily when touched in the back, ref was giving them all day long when they wre outside the box. Boufal was inside the box so guess what didn't happen!!

 He was the second time but a bit earlier he got pushed in the back by Hegazi (sounds like Khazi) and I've seen them given before. I think he was unlucky.

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gwc posted this 2 weeks ago

Originally posted by gwc

We all know how this one goes.

Daniel Sturridge puts us to the sword, perhaps even with an impressive Jay Rod cameo.

Afterwards the Argentinian Branfoot will say that we are in a 'bad moment' but he believes we are getting to somewhere near our best.

The Championship beckons.

Why can't I downvote myself? Never been more happy to be so wrong.

Plenty of work to be done but hopefully the condifence boost we needed to start picking up points.

Lemina is the best player at the club. It's odd how when he is actually in the team we look much better isn't it?

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BTripz posted this 2 weeks ago

OK @gwc I couldn't downvote your original post (for you) as I'd already upvoted it (must have been in my low bio-rythm phase) so I've just downvoted your latest post to make up for it.

I shall also randomly select 3 posts of yours to downvote so all points are as they should be had I treated the original post with the contempt it (clearly and with 20/20 hindsight) deserved.

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BTripz posted this 2 weeks ago

Stephens and Lemon in team of the week

Garth Crooks' team of the week

PhilippineSaint posted this 2 weeks ago

Originally posted by BTripz

Stephens and Lemon in team of the week

Garth Crooks' team of the week

 Yes very nice too but did you actually read what that cunt Crooks wrote about Stephens & Lemina ?

in the bit about Stephens was going on that we sell all our best players (well yes this bit is correct) that we have been flirting with relegation for years ? have we not finished in the top half for the last few seasons?

Then in the Lemina bit goes on about how shit we are and Lemina would be much better off in Arsenals team

1 sec saying we flog our best players and the next trying to work as an agent to sell the  to Arsenal.

Cunt I say Garth Crooks is a cunt.

Saint CD posted this 2 weeks ago

Originally posted by PhilippineSaint

Originally posted by BTripz

Stephens and Lemon in team of the week

Garth Crooks' team of the week

 Yes very nice too but did you actually read what that cunt Crooks wrote about Stephens & Lemina ?

in the bit about Stephens was going on that we sell all our best players (well yes this bit is correct) that we have been flirting with relegation for years ? have we not finished in the top half for the last few seasons?

Then in the Lemina bit goes on about how shit we are and Lemina would be much better off in Arsenals team

1 sec saying we flog our best players and the next trying to work as an agent to sell the  to Arsenal.

Cunt I say Garth Crooks is a cunt.

 I saw that and thought exactly the same thing. What a twonk he is .... at least the transfer rumours can get started early. 

Saint or sinner posted this 2 weeks ago

Originally posted by PhilippineSaint

Originally posted by BTripz

Stephens and Lemon in team of the week

Garth Crooks' team of the week

 Yes very nice too but did you actually read what that cunt Crooks wrote about Stephens & Lemina ?

in the bit about Stephens was going on that we sell all our best players (well yes this bit is correct) that we have been flirting with relegation for years ? have we not finished in the top half for the last few seasons?

Then in the Lemina bit goes on about how shit we are and Lemina would be much better off in Arsenals team

1 sec saying we flog our best players and the next trying to work as an agent to sell the  to Arsenal.

Cunt I say Garth Crooks is a cunt.

 Cunt indeed and for anyone that thinks that harsh, here's the rest of what he said about Lemina.

"Lemina is wasted at St Mary's. Sorry, Southampton fans, but you just do not have the class of player to bring the best out of this lad. His performance against West Brom was immense. Admittedly, we have not seen enough performances like this - but you would if you put him in a proper outfit."

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Dubai_Phil posted this 2 weeks ago

How many EFL teams won away from home this last weekend?

Asking for a friend...