Barry Sanchez - A Sotonian's story

Pap fancied his usual Monday night curry. It had been a frantic day programming codes and the lunchtime trip to games workshop had really taken it out of him. There was no two ways about it, it was curry O’clock.

He grabbed his phone, his mouth already salivating at the thought of a chicken madras with all the trimmings and he flicked through his phone book looking for the Bargarh Express express on the high street. He flicks through his phone book at high speed, Alex, Alice, Anna, another swipe, Boom! Bargarh Express! He hits the button.

“Alright Mavis?” the scouse accent is familiar to Pap but he can’t quite place is. “Hi can I order for delivery please?” “haha nice one Pap you old wanker. How’s it going?” Pap’s face dropped like a stone. What had he done? He had previous mulled over deleting Barry’s number from his phone but the danger always was, what if Barry called him? How could he screen his calls if he didn’t know it was Barry calling? What if Barry got bored sitting at home materbating and called Pap for a chat on the European Union? With this in mind, Pap left the number on the phone. Now he was paying the price.

“whoppers galore! Just got back from Espania mate. I knew you would see the light and call me again. What can I do ya for sinbad?” Pap froze… What can he say he called Barry for?.. Then it came to him. The forum! The forum would have to take one for the team here. This was going to be messy and he might need to find a new butler but it was the only way out.

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<sigh> if only Pap had swiped the next name in his phone book:

Batman

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So, did Pap get his curry, or did they have to go and meet in that dodgy pub again?

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We don’t contact him by phone.

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I love curry me.

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Originally posted by @Barry-Sanchez

I love curry me.

Cracking thread this, it just keeps on giving…

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