I was in beard a few weeks back. Out in town on a wet day. Raincoat, backpack and walking stick. Squaddie mate asked why I was rocking the homeless veteran look?
You dont see enough cravats these days.
Even in my ripe old age I still can’t grow a beard … still waiting for puberty to kick in I guess.
But even if I could, I wouldn’t.
Those twats who have a Beard and Top Knot combo really are cunts of the highest order.
I’m pleased to say it is a quality Tootal cravat…on sale now, only slightly soiled for 5p plus p&p @goatboy
I’ll take it!
Hmmm…I think I might have acted in haste.
Having seen the Tootal clamour for this stylish item I think I might keep it…unless of course someone comes it with an inflated offer of “Liverpudlian” proportions. i.e. a lot more than it’s worth.
I’ll give you a Lovren.
Hi bud
Naa…at least my cravat has a resale value.
The last time I tried a beard my 5yo nephew declared "hey look, it’s father christmas !!
Needless to say the beard was gone the next day, never to return … I’m still working thru my ‘forgiveness’ issues re my (now 10yo) nephew.
The first name to spring to my diseased mind was Leon Redbone. Looking like Leon Redbone would be pretty damn cool, I reckon.
I just look like a gyppo in a cravat and I’m not balding enough to need a man bun.
The first name to spring to my diseased mind was Leon Redbone. Looking like Leon Redbone would be pretty damn cool, I reckon.
Sadly that was the only day I wore that outfit…I was fuckin’ boiling…France, mid-summer. I still have the Panama and still wear it occasionally on hot days.
It’ll take a while for your sets to adjust, but it’s gone.
The grey badger bits were entirely unruly Monday morn, so I gave them a trim.
Then I realised that half my face was shallower than everything else, so gave the rest a trim.
Got in the motor, saw I had a big hairless patch through overzealous cultivation and went back into me ma’s. Went for a goatee. Wore it for a day. Did the rest in the evening.
I could potentially get to George Michael stage by the Burnley game, but I’ve just proved a mate wrong in the what age can you play stakes and I can’t guarantee I’ll need the bogs.
Blimey, this I must see. You’d better turn up for pre-match drinks now - can’t be letting your public down! Years ago I remember a friend shaving off a pretty bushy beard - I’d never known him without it, and when I first saw him it genuinely took me a few minutes to realise who he was. Even then it was more voice and accent than appearance.
Incidentally, I went unshaven for a couple of weeks earlier this year. Once I realised that my facial hair contains a far higher proportion of grey than that on my head, I decided to go back to the clean-shaven look.
Where will the two sparrows and the vole live now?
That deal with the devil didn’t include facial hair then? - You should have read the small print.
Grey beard is distinguished on a man. A little disturbing on a women