Bearsy Presents "Ask Redslo Stupid and/or Pointless Questions'

See above, but watch your language.

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I am going out now but I have a million stupid questions for you which i will ask asap, bitch nipples

Have you ever defrosted a freezer with a hairdryer?

Why do birds suddenly appear , everytime you are near?

Yep…but works better with an electric paint stripper. :lou_lol:

Why haven’t you used a flamethrower?

I used to take my old fridge-freezer outside and hose it down, now I have a built-in freezer I don’t think I can do that!!

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If you had to hunt down and kill one man or woman, who would it be, why and what would be your weapon of choice?

Would you rather be attacked by 100 duck-sized horses or 1 horse-sized duck?

Are these only to be answered by Redslo?

What time will I have my first drink tomorrow?

Have you ever put butter on a pop tart ?

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Is your arch-nemesis bluefast?

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Remain or leave? At the home for the permanently dumbfounded.

Have you ever defrosted a freezer with a hairdryer?

No.

Why do birds suddenly appear , everytime you are near?

I am a sloppy eater and drop crumbs.

Why haven’t you used a flamethrower?

I don’t have access to one and they are dangerous so I would be too cautious to use one anyway.

If you had to hunt down and kill one man or woman, who would it be, why and what would be your weapon of choice?

Accepting your premise, I would probably try to asertain who in the Chicago state attorney’s office is most responsible for not prosecuting the cops in Chicago who kill unarmed people and that person would be my target. I honestly don’t know what my weapon of choice would be because that would be a tactical decision based on whatever plan seemed best. I don’t have any experience with guns, however. FOR THE RECORD IT IS IMPORTANT TO NOTE THAT I WOULD NOT ACTUALLY DO THIS.

Would you rather be attacked by 100 duck-sized horses or 1 horse-sized duck?

I think the duck-sized horses because I would have a better chance to win or survive–by climbing up on something if nothing else was going to work.

Are these only to be answered by Redslo?

That was the intent, but apparently not.

What time will I have my first drink tomorrow?

My answer doesn’t matter because you can always change to make me right or wrong at your preference. I will say two minutes after noon, your local time.

Have you ever put butter on a pop tart ?

No.

Is your arch-nemesis bluefast?

Not to the best of my knowledge, but perhaps his plotting against me is too subtle for me to yet notice.

Remain or leave? At the home for the permanently dumbfounded.

I am not sure I understand the question, but I would leave if allowed to do so.

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As an American you are probably not used to English Opening times of bars, Before all day opening or 12 hours came along.

It was 10:00.

for the record I had not read the above before placating my kidneys.

Who wil win the US election?

Originally posted by @PhilippineSaint

Who wil win the US election?

Sorry. That question is neither stupid nor pointless.

It is to a non American who couldnt give a rat’s arse as to who you vote in

The fucking dweeb who gave me the wrong data the other day and I would bludgeon him to death with his print out

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