Bearsy! What's yer Skype?!

Am in a hotel room with two American chicks…they like English dudes…quick, what’s your Skype number?!

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Sounds like dirty work, Bear, but someone has to to it.

Take one for the sotonians team

… and post the video on here later.

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You do realise the time in UK don’t you Lou?

I know it, Lou.

It’s bletch.

Cough.

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Quick, me and Bletch have put on drag and are sharing a room with Lou - she’s so drunk we have convinced her we are a pair of hot cheerleaders!

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Originally posted by @Coxford_lou

Am in a hotel room with two American chicks…they like English dudes…quick, what’s your Skype number?!

Oh dear…I think this is going to dispell a lot of misconceptions about Englishmen…do you really think this is wise Lou. :lou_facepalm_2:

@LouLouMySweet have you ever met Bearsy for real? Are you sure you want to foist him on some American chicks?

Why has nobody asked why Lou is in a hotel room with 2 American chicks?

This sounds like the beginning of one of the porno reviews bear used to do.

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Contacting Bear at odd hours of the evening from the US is more common than one would think.

Hurry Bear!

Originally posted by @Coxford_lou

Am in a hotel room with two American chicks…they like English dudes…quick, what’s your Skype number?!

:lou_lol: Where’s the laughing helmet Lou?

I know I am turning into the forum Turkish but can you imagine the situation. Lou sitting in a hotel room somewhere in America, half pissed with a couple of 30 something Americans also half pissed. The conversation on how great the Americans and how cute Lou’s accent is starts to run dry, the night looks doomed. Just then Lou pulls her trump card – Bearsy! Hey girls you should speak to this guy I know on this internet forum, he’s a hoot. It’s 2am in the UK but I’m sure he will be around. I will try and get him on skype, let’s see if he can do a live comedy match preview, that’ll get you wet. Right… I’ve posted the message…… Now it’s just the old waiting game…….

He’ll be along soon…….

Any minute now……

You’ll love him girls……

Don’t go girls…. Any minute now….

Oh ffs it’s halo, Eric and Bletch….

Oh well, at least we are guaranteed a dick pic.

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Yep. Pretty naive really. Fully booked for weeks ahead.

Originally posted by @Goatboy

Originally posted by @Coxford_lou

Am in a hotel room with two American chicks…they like English dudes…quick, what’s your Skype number?!

:lou_lol: Where’s the laughing helmet Lou?

:lou_wink_2: