Beelzebub's Official Match thread: Klopp's Nivia 'softlads' vs The Mighty Demons of Southampton

You may say I’m a dreamer…

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…but you’re not the only one.

0 - 0 for me too.

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Surely, surely it must have been a misquote, surely, please

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If Mane is carrying a minor hamstring problem I’m all for him starting - and sprinting as fast as he can, as soon as possible.

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Whilst warming up would be ideal.

1-2 Boufal special and a header for the winner(VVD would be funny, just to annoy them, but i think Agustín).

:lou_surprised: I know Tin Man has a record of scoring at Anfield…but didn’t he retire some time ago??

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What he actually said was that if we carry on playing as we are then the goals, and therefore the wins, will come. It’s pretty obvious that we’re creating chances but not taking them, so I can see where he’s coming from.

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Going to change my prediction, 30-0 to 'pool

Bumped into my old mate Wayne Radar Riley today (Sky Golf 'tater)

G’Day mate - strewth you’re looking trim, well done…

What’s up with your football team, they’re having a shocker aren’t they?

Who you got Saturday? Liverpool away isn’t it? Oh dear, you guys still go and watch that shit they’re churning out?

Well, at least I know it’s a decent bet to put some money on a Liverpool player to score first.

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I hope you asked him whether he’s from the north or south island. Them Aussies love that.

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Aw, now that’s a plan mate. Will pull that one tomorrow.

#genius

FFS stop pissing about with it and lump it forward!

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No lemina and maybe a fit Mane - I shall be giving MOTD a wide berth

Anyone else a bit worried about having demotivated players due to Italy, Holland, Ireland, NI failing to qualify for the World Cup? In terms of the rest of the season.

When I checked, Cedric wasn’t part of the Portugal squad. I could be wrong though. Has he fallen down the pecking order or just experimenting as they already qualified with ease?

Forster is nowhere near the England squad these days either.

In terms of this game, big blow Lemina is still missing and Mane and possibly Lallana are fit for them.

This is a game to deploy a counter attacking approach but remains to be seen how he will go about it. If we fail to score against this ropey defence then something is truly amiss.

Get Hoedt in for set pieces.

Not overly confident about this one I’m afraid.

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I did.

Who is this Goatboy? Tell him he can fuck right off.

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According to the Mirror Liverpool have been given the ‘green light’ to buy VVD in January for £70m. Sounds like the Liverpool machine are at it again.

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And this ‘green light’ that they’ve been given is a quote from MoPe along the lines of “I don’t know, everyone has a price, it’s up to the owners” when he was asked about selling VVD in Jan… quite different from “Hell, yeah, come and bid for him Liverpool, you’re very welcome”.

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Fkn take it! We could buy a lot of shit players for £79m.

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A Cedric tweet, the world is working again

I feel strangely confident about this one. We really struggle against teams who sit back but unless Kopp decides to park the bus, their attacking game will suit us better. I am going for an entertaining 2-2 draw, so put your money on a 5-0 tonking!