Bert Rand back to Chelski?

The Evening Stanard has an article (sponsored by Betfair) saying Conte wants him back at Chelski…as well as VVD

Given Bert has just got planning permission to add a gym to his gaff in Cobham, maybe he’s planning ahead.

I’ll go and shit through his letterbox if he does!

Have faith in the black box. It’s the latest gear.

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oooh, they’ve only gone and upgraded it?!!

Modem.

9600 baud. Less than a kilobyte per second (a 32K file would take 34.1 seconds).

That photo would take around ten minutes.

Probably no YouTube vids then.

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I have absolutely no idea what you just said @pap , I remain blissful in my ignorance

:lou_wink_2:

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That spectrum has never seen the likes of daley thompson’s decathlon, look at those ‘n’ and ‘m’ keys, they’ve barely been touched!

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Hm. Worrying as you’d have to think Alonso is a player they reckon they can improve upon.

The only thing that may keep him here is that when he was at Chelsea, he’d have almost certainly have had years upon years of being told that he was on the cusp of the first team and that he’d get his chance sooner or later and being promised opportunities which never materialised.

That may well dispel some of the ‘allure’ that playing for a big club might otherwise have on a younger and more naive player.

These are the black boxes we really should get … lock 'em all up for the summer, I say !

Pity we we’re not still sponsored by Draper

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More silly speculation.Would he seriously want to go back to bench warming.

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