Actually, so many to choose from
The cinema scene is amazing
You know nothing of my work. You mean my whole fallacy is wrong. How you ever got to teach a course in anything is totally amazing.
On successful relationships
WA:Here, you look like a very happy couple, um, are you?
Womean: Yeah.
WA: Yeah? So, so, how do you account for it?
Woman: Uh, I’m very shallow and empty and I have no ideas and nothing interesting to say.
Man: And I’m exactly the same way.
WA: I see. Wow. That’s very interesting. So you’ve managed to work out something?
Best chat up line, ever:
WA_: Hey listen, gimme a kiss._
DK_: Really?_
WA: Yeah, why not, because we’re just gonna go home later, right, and then there’s gonna be all that tension, we’ve never kissed before and I’ll never know when to make the right move or anything. So we’ll kiss now and get it over with, and then we’ll go eat. We’ll digest our food better.