Best Lines From A Movie

It occured to me last night that it is not often that a “reboot” “re-imagining” of a classic movie actually retains many of the classic lines from the original

The Original may be a bit old for some of you but it was a classic in its day

Ned Pepper: What’s your intention? Do you think one on four is a dogfall?

Rooster Cogburn: I mean to kill you in one minute, Ned. Or see you hanged in Fort Smith at Judge Parker’s convenience. Which’ll it be?

Ned Pepper: I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man.

Rooster Cogburn: Fill your hand, you son of a bitch!

The sequel

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“Being called a cocksucker isn’t personal?”

“No, it’s two nouns combined to elicit a prescribed response”

“What if somebody calls my mama a whore?”

“Is she?”

I started making one up about a farmyard porno featuring people on here, and then I was physically sick at my own depraved imagination and had to delete it all.

pap: Pass the chicken, Goat

Goatboy: I ain’t finished with her yet

yeah is kinda depraved

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For comic effect Arnie in Total Recall

‘Consider that a divorce’

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Sometimes you can’t beat the classics. Shed load of great lines in here, and all from one film. The fact that the film was taken from a Raymond Chandler novel didn’t exactly hurt.

‘‘Do you mind if I smoke, whilst you eat?’’

…does anyone get it? :lou_surprised:

No. Can you draw us a picture perhaps?

er… no, would get a ban :lou_is_a_flirt:

Stick it up my drainpipe before he gets back

Anal angels 4.

Will never understand how this got past the censors. Genuine jaw drop first time I saw it

I think a lot of lesser known slang, particularly if it is from over here, gets missed by the Americans.

Whedon knows it, and has got form for this sort of thing.

I seem to remember an episode of Angel where Wesley calls the eponymous hero a wanker. Firefly was full of very rude Mandarin too.

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If you save the world you can do me up the ass.

Swedish Princess to Iggsey in Kingsmen.

So out of context with the rest of the film :lou_sunglasses:

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O’Brien says Bollocks in DS9 on one occasion and Picard Says Merde

I quite liked firefly

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IMO the attack on rocket ajax scene is the perfect combo of music and action ever put on screen

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I know Red Dwarf isn’t a movie but the quote from the Waxdroid Caligula in the episode Meltdown is a classic:

Rasputin, bring in the bucket of soapy frogs and remove his trousers!

RIP Gene Wilder.

Could probably fill a best lines from Movies thread with him. But this is one of my favourites

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More from GW. RIP

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