Between Good Friday and Easter Sunday

Monkey Tennis
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Do we change to say

“Jesus woud be spinning in his cave”

As opposed to the usual spinning in his grave if it was used as an example for some jovial sentence, line or pun over the Bank Holiday period?

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i would never say jesus is spin in grave because baby jesus is not in grave he is in Heaven with his Dad, and i would not say baby jesus was in his cave bc baby jesus is not in his cave he left the cave 2016 yrs ago and then he went to Heaven to be with his Dad he doesn’t come back to cave every year at easter just to visit he stays in Heaven making easter eggs but othewise i agree with the op entirely

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So does this make Jesus a DJ or someone who likes static cycling?

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God is a DJ. Jesus carries the banging tunes innit.

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So nice they named him twice.

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Sometimes when Barry is criticising someone for doing weak banter I’m a bit hmm, glass houses yo. But then you read a thread like this and u realise, fair enough, ur in the presence of the One True King of Bantz. Pap can you give Barry a special Bantersaurus Badge pls asap.

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I wouldn’t accept Bearsy, what I do is a gift and my reward is sharing it.

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Technically Jesus left his cave 1,983 years ago but the dates are open to debate.

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erm that would make baby jesus 2016-1983 yrs old and that can’t be right cos baby jesus is baby

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Jesus was born during the reign of Herod who croaked in 4BC, which means we are all living in the wrong year

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I feel more comfy in my hosiery and ruff collar now.

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I’ve often felt I’m in the wrong year, and out of step with society.

It feels nice.

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I’ve often felt I’m wrong and, indeed, this is normally confirmed by the people I choose to socialise with.

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is that a posh way of saying stockings and a dog collar?

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I am working tomorrow. NI has weird Bank Holidays.

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I’m doing the exciting Swindon v Wigan game for Sky tomorrow

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Its called Saturday.

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18

There will be alcohol drunk, food eaten. presents given out, chocolate eaten,

sunbathing, possibly some sex (even if it is a wank) general enjoyment in the PS household.

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Does a wank count as sex?

That would mean Bearsy’s not a virgin.

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If you work offshore Wanking counts as sex

Just so that you know it still works for when you get ashore