Anyone tempted to rush to their local mall and fight with old ladies over discounted shiny shit?
First they tell us Halloween is a thing worth spending fucking money on, now this thinly disguised attempt at offloading all of their unwanted shit before Christmas.
They should do this special sale from a skip in the car park - the gullible can clamber about in it, fighting over toasters, TVs and kettles.
And the worst bit of all is you find yourself getting dragged into an internet search to see if there is actually anything you want.
Well I’ve done that bit for you - there isn’t.
I was gonna go to Merry Hill later (it is like Dudley answer to West Quay) bc I need some new Trousers, but I will not bother now cos I don’t want to look like a Black Friday Bargain Hunting Cunt. That is the only impact this is have on my life srs.
It is an absolute bullshit con - the retailers one sole aim is to get you in their shop. They offer a couple of headline grabbing deals (which will be sold out once you get there) and hope that whilst you are in the store you will by some higher margin stuff because it is the run up the xmas.
Well I rushed to a shop in the last 30 minutes, keen on getting a bargain. It was not any more crowded than normal, so that was cool, and I did not have to fight anyone, just be a little bit patient. I grabbed what I wanted, and in my case, actually needed and have to admit I was grinning as I headed to the Pay point.
But I was gutted beyind belief to find that I was not going to save anything. I mean, come on, you enticed me in, I fell for it and yet where is my bargain?? Nope, nothing at all. Almost wept.
I couldn’t resist the Stadium Wallet so have bought 7, one for each day of the week, utter bargain
The Saints FC Stadium Wallet is a stylish way to carry around your cash, the inside consists of a stunning night time image of the iconic St Mary’s Stadium integrated with multiple credit card slots and a pocket for cash.
I couldn’t resist the Stadium Wallet so have bought 7, one for each day of the week, utter bargain
The Saints FC Stadium Wallet is a stylish way to carry around your cash, the inside consists of a stunning night time image of the iconic St Mary’s Stadium integrated with multiple credit card slots and a pocket for cash.
I couldn’t resist the Stadium Wallet so have bought 7, one for each day of the week, utter bargain
The Saints FC Stadium Wallet is a stylish way to carry around your cash, the inside consists of a stunning night time image of the iconic St Mary’s Stadium integrated with multiple credit card slots and a pocket for cash.
Wowzer, that’s a real treat!
Obviously the discerning SaintsFC fan has decided that the black wallet with brown detail was a bargain not be missed as they are no longer on sale. I got 8 of them to use during bank holidays.
Fucking nuts in town here. Car parks full, queues of cars trying to get in the shopping centre, at 09:30 this morning, crazy stuff!
1 in 10 people took a day off work to get a bargain! Some people took their kids out of school… the world is a crazy place.
Me, I have the Internet, so just sit here and order anything I NEED, not just buying something because it has 70% off! I saw a car worth £55k today with £500 off… woop, small change to anyone who can spend that much on a car!
Surely other ethnicities can sell overpriced electronic goods.