Bounty huntin'

These are good times for Sotonians, but this shit doesn’t fly itself. As we’ve remarked upon in the procrastination thread, it can be a time-consuming affair keeping this gigantic ship of mirth and geekiness afloat. It’s worth it, but it could be easier. More members would lighten the load.

Bletch and I have discussed membership targets, and it has come up a few times during the drinks events. I think given where we were when we started, we think 1-2 contributing posters a week will see this place in excellent stead over the long term.

I’m still okay with that, but following Spudders’ heroic recruitment efforts yesterday, I realise we could do more. So here’s the plan.

If you get someone to join up and post, I’ll ensure you get 100 points for each poster signed up.

You’ll get another 100 points for each poster still posting at the end of the year.

Two birds. One stone. The site gets more members, and people will have a chance to climb up the leaderboard. I won’t be participating or receiving any points from these efforts.

Get huntin’

hmm do we really want the site flooded with all tokyos dogging mates, cos that will deffo be the upshot of this. Think things through, pap! Quality, not Quantity!

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Tokyo has already confirmed that his recruitment powers are limited to getting you.

Frankly, I am not even sure of that. From what I remember, your recruitment seemed to involve you wishing there was a papsweb, Tokes saying there was a papsweb, and you joining papsweb.

Now is that recruitment or is that like someone saying “I could really do with a Maccy Ds right now”, and someone else telling them that there is one close by, and giving them directions?

I don’t know. I just don’t know.

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Bearsy all middle managers go through the phase of quality not quantity, but at the end of the day top dogs want stats they can show off to other top dogs so it goes back to quantity not quality

Can we have negative points for members who go huntin’ and end up with pots of piss poor posters pooing our people? (PPPPPP = -1000 points). Ta

yeah that is all true, but i was gonna let it go because tokyos has so few victories in his life, we don’t want to take this one from him. We musn’t make him desperate.

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Yes

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Originally posted by @pap

Originally posted by @Bearsy

hmm do we really want the site flooded with all tokyos dogging mates, cos that will deffo be the upshot of this. Think things through, pap! Quality, not Quantity!

Tokyo has already confirmed that his recruitment powers are limited to getting you.

Frankly, I am not even sure of that. From what I remember, your recruitment seemed to involve you wishing there was a papsweb, Tokes saying there was a papsweb, and you joining papsweb.

Now is that recruitment or is that like someone saying “I could really do with a Maccy Ds right now”, and someone else telling them that there is one close by, and giving them directions?

I don’t know. I just don’t know.work

So what if I said “yeah if only bear” and let that dumb ass continue posting on stevewebs? You really think he’d work it out? I’m mean serio.usly?

Also, did I recruit you spud on Twitter?

I have also sent mlg numerous pms with nudes and stuff but so far nothing.

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Originally posted by @Tokyo-Saint

Also, did I recruit you spud on Twitter?

Nope, you’re thinking of the Octoporn forum.

I went into the Muppet show one morning to clear up the bear droppings, but there weren’t any. I then saw the thread in a different part about pap being banned and found the Sotoians link on there before it was removed

Fair enough, saw on Twitter we were talking about forums, how much Steve’sweb makes on advertising even before fivers but could scroll back any further. Let’s just put that down as a halfer and give me and spud 50 bonus points each.

Well look, pirates. This be the thread to stake your claim. So if Tokes ever does get MLG, this is where he claims it.

Originally posted by @Tokyo-Saint

So what if I said “yeah if only bear” and let that dumb ass continue posting on stevewebs? You really think he’d work it out? I’m mean serio.usly?

I think you’re vastly underplaying the Bear’s roaming spirit and wide foraging range. Even back on Stevesweb, he would often shit in places new, like mumsnet or the official Jonas Brothers fan site.

I am confident that his little Bear nose would have:-

a) Sensed something new in the air
b) Sniffed us out

Although your directions were very much appreciated.

I have also sent mlg numerous pms with nudes and stuff but so far nothing.

I think it’s because I was getting close to the truth with my researcher questions, y’know. I think I was ten posts away from getting him to admit he made nowt from the gig.

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Erm I think you’ll find MLG gets a free copy of FM, pap, so stick that in ur pipe! He also gets to play little inside jokes, like when Danny Fox won Balloon Door in FM2012

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I’ve created a new badge for potential Bounty Hunters.

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All the best peeps are already on here, probs. If only they would hurry up and roll out Peeple, might be able to round up some also-rans at least.

Oh I agree completely, Bucks, but look at this nice shiny badge that Spudders has.

Isn’t it a lovely badge? Wouldn’t you like that badge? Wouldn’t it be fantastic to be introduced as “Bucks, The Bounty Hunter” at future drinking events? Spudders will be; pop-up hipster stalls will emerge in places he goes to, ready to sell the shitty sticks he’ll need to keep the bevy of ladies at bay.

I take great comfort in what we have, but am not afraid of what we can be. Are you, Bucks? Are you? :lou_lol:

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Papster, Hunter-in-chief, me being a skinny fella (thanks to my fitness via a ton of mountain biking while unemployed), there is only so much room for another shiny badge. I have no fear about what we can be, far less, it could be amazing. Well, apart from Hypo emerging on day release from his mum’s house.

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Suggestion: the points are only allocated to the referer once the person they’ve recruited makes a meaningful Sotonians contribution.

E.g. posted ‘x’ number of times or started a war with StevesWeb or brought a nice cake to a pre-match meetup.

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We need a “Dubious meaningful contributions panel” then. I am very well qualified to serve.

I think that may be the first ever downvote I’ve received. Nice.

Whatevs! 100 points just seems a lot purely for getting somebody to sign up on here. 10 points for their initial signup and a further 100 if they stick around sounds more like it.

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