BTripz will be AFK for 2 weeks

Okay - Les apologises in advance for our transfer business.

No doubt the VvD thing will still be rumbling along !!

He’s gone in for a vasectomy, @steveintheforest

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Seriously … fuck thought he was off on holiday

A vasectomy - followed immediately by a charity bike ride over the cobbles and cattle grids of Belgium… :astonished:

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What does AFK mean?

He is just hiding from @stickywhitedovepiss

Anally Fisting Kenyans

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I know he was following the TdF but can’t quite work out what Chris Froome has done to deserve that

Trust me, I’m just relieved to have deleted the first draft.

Chris Froome is a Kenyan ?

Albino by any chance?

No he’s as British as we are

Christopher Clive Froome , OBE (born 20 May 1985) is a British professional road racing cyclist for UCI ProTeam Team Sky, who represented Kenya until 2008. He is one of the most successful riders in the history of the Tour de France, having won it four times – in 2013, 2015, 2016 and 2017.

Froome, whose parents are British, was born in Kenya and grew up there and in South Africa, and has ridden under a British licence since 2008.

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Have a good break, @btripz

Bit slack really. I too am going on holiday tomorrow. However I will be taking my laptop and gloating regularly. :lou_sunglasses:

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Have fun.

The burglars were asking about the code for the alarm as it gets pretty annoying before they hammer it off the wall.

I buried anything of any value with the last pair of burglars.

it’s all going to happen in the next fortnight. You’ll both come back to a definite and unified team under the guidance of Barcelona next coach. With an imminent take over by his holiness the Pope. Enjoy.

TFFT.

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Fellating dear boy, fellating

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Is that a new Southern version of Ferreting?