While researching butt plugs the other day I stumbled across some very interesting comments. Apparently if you shave your butthole and the surrounding area:
the number of “shit tickets” per session is massively reduced.
your farts sound less manly. More squeaky than grumbly.
fart gases can exit the butthole and be directed into channels in your undercarriage which transport the fumes to an exit point that breezes past your testicles.
Can anyone verify these claims?
I’m game, but shaving my own butthole sounds like a risky, and potentially catastrophic endeavour. Is anyone willing to partner up on this pls?
Does bleaching make any difference as well? Asking for a mate.
There is also the waxing alternative - just ask for a back, sack and crack. Also take an industrial strength pain killer.
So I’ve been told.
Not sure I want fart gases breezing past my testicles - that implies that the smell is coming forward, not backwards. Not sure that I am up for that especially after a night on the beer. Also when I am lying on my side in bed and I let one go, it currently travels in the Ayatollah’s direction which is very funny.
Bearsy, you could always try Veet
I have very little in my life apart from manly farts.
Originally posted by @CB-Saint
Bearsy, you could always try Veet
Uggh, the smell from that stuff is worse than human exhaust gasses.
I can confirm, through rigorous research and survey, that 1 and 2 are correct. I’m afraid I can’t confirm 3 as there’s no way I could get my nose close enough to the area to ascertain which way the gasses are travelling exactly. I’m yet to find a third party who’s willing to do this on my behalf.
You also get serious itching upon regrowth that makes the whole endeavour utterly futile, pointless and maddening as you end up looking like a dog with worms, rubbing your ass on anything you can find in search of relief.
I am not an expert on these matters, but would assume any gasses emitted from the anal sphincter would travel in the direction they are emitted (i.e. straight ahead) rather than be redirected by an element of bush around said orifice?
About fifteen years ago I had an operation to sort out a perianal fistula* - this involved being totally shaved round the old bumhole. I’d have to concur with TheMightyOstrich’s summary above, especially the itching. That was really fucking unbearable. The enema before the op wasn’t much fun either - apparently people pay for such things though. 
It’s got to be hard to shave yourself? Do you get someone else to do it? A really good friend and will it not grow back bushier? I see problems with this, but (pardon the pun) I am all for saving on the shit load (pardon the pun) of shit wrap we get through.
Perhaps an evening in plucking would be better? I just cannot work out the locistics of this. I take it there are places that still wax your crack? Shaving… oooo what if you nick the ring?! 
Dont ask Pap
I like all the padding I can get while cycling! Going to be like sand paper when it starts growing back… shredded toilet roll…
I just give mine a grade 1 all over
Rule 1.
Originally posted by @TheMightyOstrich
Originally posted by @Sfcsim
It’s got to be hard to shave yourself? Do you get someone else to do it? A really good friend and will it not grow back bushier? I see problems with this, but (pardon the pun) I am all for saving on the shit load (pardon the pun) of shit wrap we get through.
Perhaps an evening in plucking would be better? I just cannot work out the locistics of this. I take it there are places that still wax your crack? Shaving… oooo what if you nick the ring?!
I just give mine a grade 1 all over
I was under a general anaesthetic when mine was shaved, so I have no idea about the procedure involved.
If I shave all the hair from around it will my bumhole look bigger?
I prefer my rusty Sheriffs badge au-natural, clinker, clug-nuts and all…
Don’t tell people how you wipe your bum.