Bye bye bye bye, Graziano

Looking at that article you can buy a Graziano inflatable…if only some on here had known that before.

UPDATE…Bearsy’s joke (?) post needs just 7 more downvotes to break the Sotonian alltime record…make it happen!

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What holds the downvote record?

Was it that post when Bletch carefully crafted that joke about Jimmy Savile and the holocaust?

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prob one implying that Brewdog is anything less than nectar of the gods

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I voted it down but did actually like it. As a rule I generally vote things up and down randomly to fuck with the system and to try and make Hypo MVP at the end of the year.

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tks for ur support in these difficult times tokyos

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Graziano Pellè@ GPelle19 37s37 seconds ago

I spent 2 amazing years with fans, team mates and @ SouthamptonFC staff. I won’t forget you. thanks with all my

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No worries, I know you were there for me in the Papwars. The fact you were also there for the enemy, supplying info, arms, food etc is neither here nor there.

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I paid for that joke.

If I’m honest, it was a poor return on investment.

It was more Osvaldo than Shaw.

More like Delap to be fair.

What upsets me more is that it wasn’t about sex but was a stupid word-bore pun.

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Don’t do it for 'slowlane, do it for the kids (and me).

Don’t be silly, he has an Agent.

Actual salary is widely reported as being 300,000 EUROS a week.

Why he would sign a deal where in 6 months he’d only be earning 130k a week…

D_P fires in an under the radar Brexit Joke in retaliation for the Bears Opus Ponderous

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Weeeeell…a little bit for me and a whole lot for the kids…cuz “I believe children are our future” **

**TM…LITSL

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First goal last night.

I didn’t realise Tommy Forecast was playing over there.

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Jeez it looks easy over there…nobody over 4’6" marking you…think I could give it a go myself. How much did you say they’re paying him? :lou_lol:

To give an idea of the quality of defences in the Chinese league, Demba Ba was top scorer until his horrendous and probably career ending broken leg with a 2 in 3 record

Ludicrous pay packet, zonal marking by disorganised midgets, hopeless goalkeepers - what is there not to like?

Roy Wood was ahead of his time - it’s Christmas every day in the Pelle mansion.

Little wonder ** Italy’s new manager was upset that Pelle chose to go to China. Ain’t exactly the place to go to hone your skills for top flight international football.

** Shandong’s star centre back.

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Yeah but the confidence he’s going to get from scoring bucket loads of goals has got to do him good

Russell Crowe has similar views.

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