Oops sorry, I never want to be accused of being an ism ist and that previous post was in no way meant to imply gratitude for attracting Milfs to watch Saints play.
In fact it had nothing to do with milfs at all. Not even skates.
Ah fuck it.
Lucky sod, part time football, huge wads of winga and his Misses with nothing to do all day long apart from go shopping have facials, spas work out with her own fitness trainer
I really enjoyed watching Pelle play for Saints. Sure he could be frustrating, but he was always a handful for defenders. I bet there are a few PL centre halves happier today and a few Soton ladies unhappy about not seeing the big fella next season.
Not the greatest striker to don the shirt but he did score a couple of crackers, and he was a laugh most of the time, so I’m glad he’s made a few quid.
It’s the Greatest Pelle Joke Ever!!! I will only reveal it tho if beltch gets 10 or more downvotes in advance, bc i know he will say something sarcastic when I unveil the Great Joke.
Edit: Beltch, can you post something pls so ppl can downvote on you pls?
a great deal for someone of his age, in the last year of contract and whose legs aren’t going to carry him for much longer. The only poster I’ve ever seen Pelle outpace is Ron vlaar.
Always thought it was a shame that he never got a proper song.
The main one was a reworking of “der der der der, fucking useless”, which I felt was both unimaginative and may have subliminally contributed to his leaner periods