Bye bye bye bye, Graziano

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Rallyboy posted this 12 July 2016

What holds the downvote record?

Was it that post when Bletch carefully crafted that joke about Jimmy Savile and the holocaust?

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Bearsy posted this 12 July 2016

prob one implying that Brewdog is anything less than nectar of the gods

Tokyo-Saint posted this 12 July 2016

I voted it down but did actually like it. As a rule I generally vote things up and down randomly to fuck with the system and to try and make Hypo MVP at the end of the year. 

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Bearsy posted this 12 July 2016

tks for ur support in these difficult times tokyos

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BTripz posted this 12 July 2016

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I spent 2 amazing years with fans, team mates and staff. I won't forget you. thanks with all my ❤️

Tokyo-Saint posted this 12 July 2016

Originally posted by Bearsy

tks for ur support in these difficult times tokyos

 No worries, I know you were there for me in the Papwars. The fact you were also there for the enemy, supplying info, arms, food etc is neither here nor there. 

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saintbletch posted this 12 July 2016

I paid for that joke. 

If I'm honest, it was a poor return on investment. 

It was more Osvaldo than Shaw.

More like Delap to be fair.

What upsets me more is that it wasn't about sex but was a stupid word-bore pun.

saintbletch posted this 12 July 2016

Originally posted by lifeintheslowlane

UPDATE...Bearsy's joke (?) post needs just 7 more downvotes to break the Sotonian alltime record...make it happen!

Don't do it for 'slowlane, do it for the kids (and me).

Dubai_Phil posted this 12 July 2016

Originally posted by pap

Good job Brexit happened.  

He'd probably only be on £220K a week at previous exchange rates lou_sunnies

 Don't be silly, he has an Agent.

Actual salary is widely reported as being 300,000 EUROS a week.

Why he would sign a deal where in 6 months he'd only be earning 130k a week..........

 

D_P fires in an under the radar Brexit Joke in retaliation for the Bears Opus Ponderous

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lifeintheslowlane posted this 12 July 2016

Originally posted by saintbletch

Originally posted by lifeintheslowlane

UPDATE...Bearsy's joke (?) post needs just 7 more downvotes to break the Sotonian alltime record...make it happen!

Don't do it for 'slowlane, do it for the kids (and me).

 Weeeeell...a little bit for me and a whole lot for the kids...cuz "I believe children are our future" **

**TM....LITSL

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pap posted this 21 July 2016 - Last edited 21 July 2016

First goal last night.

 

Rallyboy posted this 21 July 2016

I didn't realise Tommy Forecast was playing over there.

lifeintheslowlane posted this 21 July 2016

Jeez it looks easy over there...nobody over 4'6" marking you...think I could give it a go myself. How much did you say they're paying him? lou_lol

JxgrSaint posted this 21 July 2016

Originally posted by lifeintheslowlane

Jeez it looks easy over there...nobody over 4'6" marking you...think I could give it a go myself. How much did you say they're paying him? lou_lol

 To give an idea of the quality of defences in the Chinese league, Demba Ba was top scorer until his horrendous and probably career ending broken leg with a 2 in 3 record

Rallyboy posted this 21 July 2016

Ludicrous pay packet, zonal marking by disorganised midgets, hopeless goalkeepers - what is there not to like?

Roy Wood was ahead of his time - it's Christmas every day in the Pelle mansion.

lifeintheslowlane posted this 21 July 2016

Little wonder ** Italy's new manager was upset that Pelle chose to go to China. Ain't exactly the place to go to hone your skills for top flight international football.

 

** Shandong's star centre back.

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BTripz posted this 21 July 2016

Originally posted by lifeintheslowlane

Little wonder ** Italy's new manager was upset that Pelle chose to go to China. Ain't exactly the place to go to hone your skills for top flight international football.

 

** Shandong's star centre back.

 Yeah but the confidence he's going to get from scoring bucket loads of goals has got to do him good

pap posted this 21 July 2016 - Last edited 21 July 2016

Originally posted by lifeintheslowlane

Jeez it looks easy over there...nobody over 4'6" marking you...think I could give it a go myself. How much did you say they're paying him? lou_lol

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