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What do we learn about club morale from the video below - and who will be the player that finally stabs Claude on the Orient Express en route to Sparta Prague away?

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

Go behind the scenes of #SaintsFC’s 2016/17 team photoshoot, which took place at St Mary’s this afternoon: http://youtu.be/4qWHL0pHpFE

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Learn’t nothing but it was confirmed to me that: 1) we have a lot of short arses in our team and 2) footballers should avoid trying to be funny … they are not.

No chance of anyone stabbing Puel … first sign of attack and Jose would wrestle 'em to the ground.

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Fuck me. The Kelvin prankster gene has been isolated and weaponised.

Surely only a matter of time before coalition forces conduct a preemptive strike on the south coast. Such mirth could be delivered to Central London in 1 hour 15 minutes*.

*Making dangerous assumptions the reliability of South West Trains there.

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The only way that film could have been duller is if our manager had done a voiceover.

What’s the name of that song pls? I want to add it to my spotify skiplist.

Has Nathan Redmond never been allowed in a team photo before?

He’s as excited as a Sunny Delight-fuelled six-year-old on Christmas morning.

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Quite clear that Claude has lost the dressing room.

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ITK news! I was drinking with the Birmingham City FC Bigwig other night in Nottingham (on a Hooters corporate gig srs it was Epic, I get on these things sometimes cos I know a guy from Heineken) the Birmingham City guy is called Pete right, good bloke, and he said we we’d been enquiring after Gary Rowett availability srs. He said he told us get fucked, Rowett go nowhere.

Good news!

I saw footage of Claude back inside, he has found the dressing room again!

Not his fault, it must be confusing working at a new place.

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Jeez, do we have to have a behind the scenes video for everything. Where is the Puncheon behind the scenes for when he left the pitch for a convenience break… I’m sure it is on fucking You Tube somewhere!

That was just dull!