31 August 2016
Fuck, where do I start?
Goatboy hasn't been arrested yet. His van is still for hire at reasonable rates.
Chutney isn't gay or abandoned any more.
Bearsey is still snaffling free WiFi porn from Burger king 👑
Bletch has given up his butlering duties and has become a S&M dungeon mistress
Super Mikey has gone on the game and will be renting out his ass in an area near you soon.
Pap is overthrowing the World. If you could meet him at Liverpool Lime Street for a concentrated leaflet campaign tomorrow that should do it nicely.
Apologies to everyone else for no name check...can't be arsed.
Apologies for all inaccuracies - have been "working" with a client in the pub...