Can we avoid a cricket score at Old Trafford, the battle of good v evil

Are you for hire at parties and stag dos?

Yep Bally

:lou_lol:

Male stripper?

Well… like Mauricio said post match, there’s positives to be taken, so IF we can take those positives into the Man U game then there’s no reason to think we can’ lose by more than 4.

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How much you willing to pay?

:lou_is_a_flirt:

£20 per inch per hour

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£0.38 for an 8-hour shift?

I’m out.

2 shit teams battle it out. Any signs on Pahars to save the day?

I may revive the Sotonians bookies thread and put some money on a 2-2 draw

I think it’s going to be a narrower loss than spurs.

Think this is the late kick off?

We’ll fluke an early lead and surrender it rarely as they score the winner in injury time.

Bangkok at night or…

Don’ be silly, I have the boss with me

Not good news from Lawro

Man Utd v Southampton (17:30 GMT)

Getting £75m in through the door for Virgil van Dijk is good business for Southampton but, when they have sold players before, they have always had replacements ready, if not already at the club.

The problem with this sale coming now is that it ratchets up the expectation that they will spend heavily in January, especially because they are in such poor form.

Mauricio Pellegrino’s side have won only one of their past 11 league games, and have scored only 12 goals in that spell, so the pressure is on him to improve things quickly too.

This is not the game for that to happen, though.

You just know Saints are going to go to Old Trafford and camp in their own half, because they did it against Manchester City last month - and almost got a point. Almost.

Lawro’s prediction: 2-0

Apart from the last paragraph it’s almost reasonable.

BTlooselips - please get with the comedy title -Its the only way this run will end. My genius comedy titles yielded 2 games, and 4 points. I appeal to your sense of justice and real desires for a glorious win! :lou_is_a_flirt:

I agree. I cant see us getting anything there but I dont think we will get a spanking.

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Ffs I had to scrawl all the way to page2 to find the match thread on match day. What is wrong with you people ???!!!

Woke up feeling strange ly optimistic. On analysis it’s probably the Kelvin Davis effect kicking in.

4-0.

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Christmas booze haze I suspect Mr FeO2. I am not sure what I would like more today, wining for 3 points and Saints Glory, or winning just to see that cunt Jose have an even more of a slapped arse face than usual. However,I suspect that he will giving it the usual post match ‘‘Sowt hem tem, wer the team today, we deed not dezerve to ween’’ in his usual patronizing cuntish manner

2-1

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Four Star

JWP Stephen Jacks Yo! Shida Hoot Targit

HoyBerg Oreo Lemons

Boofs Gabba

That Tadic fella knows where the goal is at OT*, so maybe he should have a go too.

*It would not surprise me if it’s a different shape and size.

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I predict I’ll tell the wife in gonna stay up late and watch the game with Damascus Saint who lands shortly here in Bangkok for the NYE Party with us…

And…

Oh and Saints Nil.

Oh and Saints ONE! That’s my prediction for this afternoon. :lou_lol:

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