OK, our captain has just handed in a transfer request.
That’s a bad thing.
Let’s cheer ourselves up by putting childish words in his, or our manager’s mouth…
So Alain Pardieu ee sed to moi ee stuck une up er chuff and une up er wrongun. Eez true?
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“Yo, Mr Puel, like, I want out.”
“You can’t get out that easy José.”
Yo, I want OUT, bitch! What the fuck is your problem?"
“Oh, I don’t have a problem, José. You can leave if you like. But just remember what happened to Luke. And Callum. And Dejan. And Morgan. They wanted out too, remember?”
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CP: Eees samportan zat we…
JF: Zzzzzzzzz
Fonte: “You’re going to play Nathan Redmond where?!?”.
Claude: “Oui, oui. 3 goals garanteeeed”
JF (Texting behind his back)
NEW SMS
TO: Jorge Mendes
MESSAGE: I’m a Centre-Back, get me out of here!
Boss, I’m a bit worried about JayRod, he’s not just out of form, he’s now out of focus as well.
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CP…Eees simple Jose as wiz Brexit negotiations, It will take up to 10 years to complete. In the meantime take a seat on the bench you’ll be needed if Yoshi is injured.
Jose, let us wind up les twats on zee Saintsweb. Pretend to put in zee transfer request et watch zee slitting of de wrists nest pas?
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What Claude Says to Jose
OK Jose I eez going to put you on zee bench for zee next jou but, Jose, zee levels of energie from toi Jose ees most importante. Zee next jou, Jose, you will start.
What Jose Hears
blah Jose blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, Jose, blah blah blah blah blah Jose blah blah blah*
What Jose Thinks
Right got rid of that twat of an agent, Ronald said Jorges will get me a good deal better than what these muppets have offered. Anyway Barry Sanchez has said Claude is a cunt and he knows what he is talking about.
*With much apologies to Gary Larson
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Claude - Jose, you look ridiculousement, why are you wearing zees pvc Top de Tank?
CP: …ay leetle buttterr, zum garlick des charlottes and…
JF: Zzzzzzzzzz
CP: wen ze seagull follow ze trawler ees because…
JF: Zzzzzzzzzz
Saintbletch why you zay efryfink twice
Papsweb Zzzzzzzz
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Jose (thinking to himself) : If he calls it a gillet one more time I am going to kill him, it is a fricking body warmer!!
Claude : See Jose I stuck zis many fingers up Furball’s wife’s <censored>
Hmmm. In good taste, Bobster?
Originally posted by @saintbletch
Hmmm. In good taste, Bobster?
Nope, but you all hate me anyway so I’m on a hiding to nothing…
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If Furbal finds out you will be in hiding 
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