Cavani Anal Finger Red Card Scandal

Monkey Tennis
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Headline of the year -

Uruguay star Edinson Cavani sent off for slapping Chile defender who ‘inserted finger into his anus’

Early reports deny Gonzalo Jara was shunned by team mates whom he asked to smell his fingers.

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Is there even any rule against fingerbanging opposition players?

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Has happened in Rugby League before :-

HOPPA AND HIS DIGIT
APPARENTLY, John Hopoate was just confused. He thought he was giving Cowboys players Glenn Morrison, Peter Jones and Paul Bowman a wedgie when he stuck his finger up their behinds in the same game in 2001. Jones saw it a little differently: “It wasn’t a wedgie. That’s when your pants are pulled up your arse. I think I know the difference between a wedgie and someone sticking their finger up my bum.”
Punishment: 12-week ban and ultimately released from the Wests Tigers.

John Hopoate

John Hopoate gives a Cowboys player a “wedgie”.

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Typical. When a club owner gets finger banged, by her own admission during an interview with an esteemed reporter it’s not news…As soon as a player tries it?

It’s a case of double standards if you ask me. (Which you didn’t)

I was gonna say that he is attractive enough to finger bang, but I’m waiting on Lou’s opinion before I pass anything more than gas.

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I might start watching the woman’s world cup now in the hope of copy cat attempts at getting players sent off.

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Originally posted by @Ohio-Saint

I’m waiting on Lou’s opinion

yeah me too! Ain’t this a Sexual Assault? I’m srs

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Sexxy ass-alt or not bear, it worked. Cavani got the red card, that’s what poo finger wanted.

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free prostate examinations - can’t accuse football of ignoring the issues of modern life

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