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Originally posted by @Rallyboy
Clattenberg has said he would consider a move to China - I’m in the car on the way to his place, can one of you check which terminal I need to drop him at?
T3. I have paid for the tickets - you can pick them up at the customer services desk under the name “twat”
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I have contacted customs in Beijing and notified them that he is smuggling crack cocaine in his arsehole.
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Originally posted by @Rallyboy
Clattenberg has said he would consider a move to China - I’m in the car on the way to his place, can one of you check which terminal I need to drop him at?
The new Heathrow runway’s yet to be approved, let alone started - otherwise underneath it would be the obvious place. It would certainly be suitably terminal.
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Originally posted by @Fowllyd
Originally posted by @Rallyboy
Clattenberg has said he would consider a move to China - I’m in the car on the way to his place, can one of you check which terminal I need to drop him at?
The new Heathrow runway’s yet to be approved, let alone started - otherwise underneath it would be the obvious place. It would certainly be suitably terminal.
Will there be room as it will already contain Lee Mason, Bobby-Twat Madley and Tottenham’s Mike Dean?
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Does Kevin Friend get his own hangar?
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Spurs want to hang onto Dean, he’s worth ten points a season - but Liverpool are happy to sell Kevin Friend now that they’ve signed Jon Moss.
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To be fair Moss is a solid signing. Consistently shit with a touch of shittier flair.
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There’s more to Moss than just inconsistent views on everything and an imminent three stone weight loss plan.
It takes a good ref to give Chelsea penalties at home when you are sixty yards behind play - you can’t teach that sort of skill.
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Mike Dean gives another belting red card.
West Ham’s Faghouli sent off for Phil Jones screaming like a baby.
Dean is the only bloke who has performed as badly as Saints over the last week.
What’s his fucking excuse?
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There’s a big mall in Krakow.
It has lots of shops including a C & A.
I always smirk when I walk through as they also have a store called Peak. Cloppenburg…
Reminds me of Dubai World Cup Horse Race a few years ago. I was pissed went to the loo & Cloppenburg came into the stall next to me. For some reason I turned to him & said to his face “you’re a cnut” then dripped on his shoes. It was stupid & childish but damn it felt good & continues to do so to this day
Note. I’m 6ft. Cloppenburg isn’t. Not sure I’d advocate Pap trying that.
Not being sizeist or anything. Just practical